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Bobby Lashley scraps TONIGHT!

I love how people comfortably talk shit about Bobby Lashley behind their computer desk wrapped up in their snuggy sipping on their venti mocha latte. If you crossed Bobby Lashley’s path, you would urinate over your khakis and go to the nearest ATM to withdraw all of your money to Lashley…and give him your girlfriend

Bobby Lashley scraps TONIGHT!

I love how people comfortably talk shit about Bobby Lashley behind their computer desk wrapped up in their snuggy sipping on their venti mocha latte. If you crossed Bobby Lashley’s path, you would urinate over your khakis and go to the nearest ATM to withdraw all of your money to Lashley…and give him your girlfriend

Miesha Tate vs. Sarah Kaufman

Tonight, when 11pm hits…stop everything you’re doing, get to your nearest TV and watch Miesha Tate rock tight shorts in a cage. Sho MMA – Strikeforce Challengers airs live tonight at 11pm eastern (go east coast!) and there’s no reason for you not to watch this. You’re probably not going to get laid tonight…lets face

Miesha Tate vs. Sarah Kaufman

Tonight, when 11pm hits…stop everything you’re doing, get to your nearest TV and watch Miesha Tate rock tight shorts in a cage. Sho MMA – Strikeforce Challengers airs live tonight at 11pm eastern (go east coast!) and there’s no reason for you not to watch this. You’re probably not going to get laid tonight…lets face

Felice Herrig…nice

Felice Herrig. Felice Herrig. Felice Herrig. If my friend Anthony wrote this, he would say that chick has a fabulous ‘turd cutter’…which is disgusting but true. Chick was 13-2 and only lost her first two fights until last month when she somehow, in some extraordinarily messed up way, lost a bout with Iman Achhal. The

Forrest Griffin was nuts in highschool

Forrest Griffin is and has always been a friggin nut. Dude was dipped and saturated in primal rawness from birth. Check out his highschool football clip where he just loses his mind and headbuts guys in helmets without a helmet. Anderson Silva…watch out man. Thats all im going to say. Source

Dream 9: SUPER HULK

So Dream felt that calling their upcoming event ‘Dream 9‘ wasnt hardcore enough to represent the beasts fighting so they officially changed it to ‘Dream 9: SUPER HULK‘. Only in Japan man, where the line between reality and comic books merge more than my alcoholic neighbor’s words. Even though the event isnt till May 26th

Dream 9: SUPER HULK

So Dream felt that calling their upcoming event ‘Dream 9‘ wasnt hardcore enough to represent the beasts fighting so they officially changed it to ‘Dream 9: SUPER HULK‘. Only in Japan man, where the line between reality and comic books merge more than my alcoholic neighbor’s words. Even though the event isnt till May 26th

Richie Whitson and that thing…

After seeing Danny Gokey get axed from American Idol finales and seeing your girl Allision lose ANTM (shut up Tom) you were undoubetedly relieved to find some television with a little bit of testosterone injected into it. So if you were like me you turned on Spike TV to watch The Ultimate Fighter 9 and

Kyra Gracie is mine

Often times I sit at my desk and wonder when is Kyra Gracie going to fall in love with me, going to get naked, let me marry her, going to make out with Gina Carrano, get drunk one night and pass out in my bed, pose in Playboy, let me give her babies start her

Urijah Faber throwing first pitch in A’s game

Urijah Faber decided to take a break from saving the earth and is going to throw the first pitch at the A’s game on May 26th. If you remember just yesterday, I had Urijah Faber going toe to toe and winning against Shinobi…yeah the videogame character from the arcade. Not sure how many of you

Houston Alexander rescues children…now give him a title shot

Houston Alexander saw a child suffocating inside of a locked car so he took his fists and smashed the window, unlocked the door to pick up the kid then he located the parents and punched both of them directly in the mouth for being assholes. Alright, that story is about 10% true According to Yahoo,

Weekly Poll Results are in: You love Bruce Lee!

Since Tuesdays generally suck and all you have to look forward to is American Idol performances (shut up Tom) and your mother calling you up telling you how horrible of a son you are because you completely forgot about Mother’s day, the Middle Easy weekly polls are going to change every Tuesday starting…well today. 44%

Michelle Waterson and all the other hotties

So I woke up in a frantic this morning thinking about Michelle Waterson. If aliens landed on the white house lawn right now it still wouldn’t be as exciting as knowing that this chick –> mounts other chicks in the cage…with hot pants on. In fact, if I were ever trapped as a POW, in between

Urijah Faber vs. Shinobi…MMA Rules

Some of you may say it’s unfair to have a sega videogame character go toe to toe with former WEC champ Urijah Faber. But, in actuality, it’s unfair for Shinobi to feel the motherfriggin onslaught of Urijah Faber. Alright, forget about the Mike Brown lost last year in which he lost his title to a

Lashley can beat transformers

Bobby Lashley can defeat any Decepticon or Autobot known to man. This hasn’t been scientifically tested, but my hypothesis is Optimus Prime doesn’t have shit on Bobby Lashley. If Bobby Lashley were an autobot, he would transform into a hydrogen bomb with the words ‘Bad Ass Motherfucker’ engraved on the side and just bully entire