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Just the possibility of me clicking on this video of a swimming pool in China gives me anxiety. I have a borderline panic attack whenever I’m inside Trader Joe’s on a Friday night — there’s no accumulation of life scenarios that can happen which will lead me to be trapped in this chaotic clusterfury of

I’ll be honest here, I don’t really know much about The Flash. Like…at all. I know there’s Barry Allen, and then there have been some others, but I am nowhere near well equipped enough to argue for who the best Flash really is. Then again, that doesn’t stop me from thinking that John Stewart is

I have to be frank with you guys, I’m not a big people person. For the most part I view people in an extremely negative light. I would probably lock myself in a room with my cat if it were socially acceptable and be happy for the rest of my life. Even though I dislike

See, this is yet another time in which I can’t decide where to publish certain articles in this newfangled MiddleEasy. Apparently, Panasonic and Sony are in the middle of developing a new type of physical media, and this new disc is reported to hold 300 GB of data. That’s six Blu-Rays stacked on top of

I’ve never been married, so I don’t know what it’s liked to be controlled by a woman that has the ability to lock you inside of a room. When I was in high school my mother tried to place a bolt lock on my room to keep me in on a Friday night, but I

I’m a hardcore atheist but if I worshiped a god, there is only one person that I would ever consider, and that man is Larry David. He’s changed my life since this first moment I laid eyes on Seinfeld. In some ways it has ruined my social life. When I’m around people it’s as if

When it comes to things that are near and dear to my heart, very few are as near and dear as Pink Floyd’s legendary album The Wall. For a creative person who had some experiences that echo that of Roger Waters in his youth, I’ve always viewed The Wall as more than just an album,

After watching this incredible trailer of 47 Ronin, it’s hard not to think what Morpheus feels about Neo’s new career change. I mean from helping out the people in Zion to prevent an onslaught of machines to traveling back in time and being some sort of samurai that slays monsters and evil shoguns. With all

Pronunciationbook – a channel, known for its features on how to pronounce certain words (such as ‘jojoba’ and ‘fandango’) – launched a strange countdown two weeks ago. No one knows why, no one knows what for, but what we do know is that it’s very eerie. The countdown starts from 77 days and has continued

This is the kind of news that will make you want to get all bloodied and oiled up, stand in a weird arena surrounded by bloodthirsty savages and scream like you are the proven-fraud that is Frank Dux. Bloodsport is being remade. While the story of Frank Dux and his Kumite run might be a

You would think that giggling behind your hands at a woman crudely drawing a peen and balls on a newscast would be only for the immature, but when you giggle then have to post it on the internet before it goes viral, it’s serious business. You may think that this is either a huge mistake,

Since we’ve known Ronda Rousey, she’s gone from this extraordinarily talented chick in a small organization called Tuff-N-Uff to a masterfully skilled athlete on the border of universal stardom. We’re talking about nearing the realm of Michael Jordan, folks. She did what Gina Carano never accomplished — actually brought women into the Octagon. Carano may

Seriously folks, if you don’t laugh at this video then you’re just a humorless android that has traveled from the distant future to 2013 to be some cybernetic ‘Debbie Downer.’ If that statement can be applied to you, then tell us how you unlocked the secrets of time travel because I have some sports bets

Did anyone else play the Fight Club game that came out for Xbox? Highly underrated game, great story line, amazing physics — and the greatest thing about it was Abraham Lincoln was an unlockable character. There was no sequel because the video game community is filled with jaded and elitist nerds that align themselves with

I never plan to be vegan. It’s not that I don’t agree with the lifestyle — I don’t enjoy animals being killed for food, but they just taste so good. I can’t give up eating bacon, burgers, pulled pork — especially can’t give up filet mignon. I would spit on the ground and drown my