Cats always land on their feet if you drop them to the ground and buttered toast always lands on the buttered side if dropped. If you tie a piece of buttered toast to a cat’s back, butter-side up and threw both in the air, the cat and buttered toast would float in the air. Physics
Here’s the thing, either absolutely NO ONE is going to be able to predict how everything plays out, or there’s going to be that one person you know that calls everything exactly right. Then, for the rest of the time that you know them it will get brought up. Seriously. You’ll be getting married (if
Two days! The return of Breaking Bad is so close, people. On Sunday we begin the journey towards the end of Walter White’s story. What’s going to happen? How will it all go down? Can he even have a happy ending at this point? With 48 hours left to go until the premiere of the
I feel like that headline is borderline ridiculous, yet, it is completely accurate. If you don’t know the name Werner Herzog then you are doing yourself an awful disservice, as he is one of the most interesting film directors around, possibly of all time. His older films like Aguirre, The Wrath of God, Stroszek and
Grindcore is a simple genre, play loud, play fast and scream loud. It’s a genre of music that many will find absolutely repulsive, going as far as not even classifying it as actual music. Grindcore simply isn’t for everyone and in the case of legendary grindcore frontman Seth Putnam, he would openly comment on people’s
Spike Jonze loves delicious burritos. I can safely say this cause I’ve seen him eating at one of the greatest burrito spots in the world: Mixto in Silverlake, Californa. He almost hit me in the head with his helmet on accident, but I forgave him after biting in to a delicious grass-fed beef burrito with
Spike Jonze loves delicious burritos. I can safely say this cause I’ve seen him eating at one of the greatest burrito spots in the world: Mixto in Silverlake, Californa. He almost hit me in the head with his helmet on accident, but I forgave him after biting in to a delicious grass-fed beef burrito with
I don’t really have road rage. I’ve had cases where I’ve had rage on the road, but generally speaking I don’t get angry enough to classify myself as someone who has road rage. I normally let everyone in lane, if there is a tie at a stop sign, I let people go. I realize that
CM Punk is my favorite wrestler in the WWE right now, if for no other reason than his brazen asshole approach to social media. Grammar is highly important to us here at MiddleEasy, and also to a lot of you commenters who couldn’t care less about thumbs up or down. Speaking of which, yes it’s
You guys should have seen me freaking out when the site crashed last October from my haphazard and ill-planned redesign of MiddleEasy. My brain was so far removed from reality that I actually had three distinct hallucinations. The first hallucination happened around the 46th hour of being awake, hammering at the server. Whenever I would
I have always accepted the fact that JFK was not killed by Lee Harvey Oswald, or at the very least not Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone. Nothing about the JFK assassination pointed towards a single shooter as the definitive answer, that much was clear… At least to me. For years I’ve watched every documentary and
Machete might be the greatest thing that has ever happened to cinema, even though they used a boob double for Lindsay Lohan. The first film simply titled ‘Machete’ was a piece that I would put in the same breath as Citizen Kane. Some might say it’s the Citizen Kane of our generation. I would be
After 13 years of doing astronomically dumb physical stunts on Jackass I just can’t begin to wonder how 42-year-old Johnny Knoxville even has all of his ligaments attached to his body in order to do more astronomically dumb physical stunts on an entirely new platform: Bad Grandpa. You’ve seen the character before; the old grandpa
Have you ever ran through the deserts of Tatooine in full Jedi attire while jumping through invisible hoops only the eyes of a trained galactic warrior can see? Me either, but these guys on the Youtube channel ‘Ronniestreetstunts’ have—and it’s friggin’ captivating. Leaping through the air while performing flips that would make Jon Dodson jealous
It took me three attempts to title this article appropriately so that we wouldn’t ruin the payoff at the end of this fan-made short film. We can however tell you that Jason Stackhouse from True Blood stars in it. There’s some other guy in Hollywood named ‘Ryan Kwanten‘ that claims he plays the same character,
Dr. Dre once said “You f***ed with me, now it’s a must that I f*** with you”, referring to his one time Compton compatriot, Eazy-E, on the track Dre Day. Some might say Dre Day only meant Eazy’s payday, but we here at Middle Easy like to think it also meant Eazy-E had to write