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A Lesson in Street MMA/Pro Wrestling (???): Beware the foreign object

A Lesson in Street MMA/Pro Wrestling (???): Beware the foreign object

This is the Saga of Natalie. She's a brawler. She doesn't give a ****. She has a BB gun. We aren't really sure how Pink Shirt and Natalie became enemies, but we do know these two ladies decided to square up and fight fair, until it was deemed one fighter was out of bounds, then we go from fist-a-cuffs to extreme rules in a heartbeat.

Damn, Natalie. You just don't get it, do you? You cleaned your eye makeup, you raised your doughy little fists, ready to throw down the best you could, but the only thing that really showed up today was your iron jaw and your inner heel.

The fight started out with Pink Shirt throwing a deadly combination to the facial region of Natalie, but Natalie eats the shots, scoffs, then presses forward, unfazed. Teeps are thrown by Pink Shirt, keeping Natalie and her looping rights at a distance, but then Natalie (the promoter) decides "stomach kicks" are no longer legal and she ends the God damn match.

Pink Shirt pulls a Sakuraba and refuses to leave the fighting area until a foreign object upside the head from Natalie ends the contest. She is a modern day Big Bossman. Look at her, dressed all in black. The perfect bad guy.

Last modified onThursday, 08 May 2014 01:42
Jason Nawara

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+14 # middlequuezy 2014-05-05 18:16
ohhhhhh shit ..I did not expect that ..
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+12 # bayzel22 2014-05-05 20:41
LOL you and me both. Hell of a throw with that shovel, perfect accuracy.
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+9 # Space Pope 2014-05-05 18:23
Anyone else having trouble seeing the vid?
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+2 # tomuch 2014-05-05 18:51
Ooh shiet! :eek: Ok Im out Clang!!!.... waaaaaah :cry:
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+4 # Mrspacely513 2014-05-05 19:43
SHOVEL OUT OF NO WHERE!!!!!! sounded like they add sound effects with that hit
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+14 # Thulsadoom 2014-05-05 20:13
Two girls, One shovel.
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+4 # bayzel22 2014-05-05 20:40
Hahahahahaha immediately starts crying and said lets go the hospital. A lil overdramatic youngin. I didn't even see any blood.
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+8 # Space Pope 2014-05-05 22:12
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+1 # RolexOne 2014-05-05 21:49
All hail the Cali-Fornia shirt once again. Dam cant get enuff of that tee.
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+7 # Mister NRG 2014-05-06 00:51
Another fine evolution of the sport. Hopefully EA take note and allow me to pull off the spinning back shovel come June..
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+5 # BigWillTheChamp 2014-05-06 05:28
I don't know what started the fight, but when someone tells you to leave their property, you probably should.
#Justice ForShovelGirl
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+9 # TheDweeze 2014-05-06 06:27
Following in a storied line of great shovel fighters.

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+4 # profbobo 2014-05-06 07:12
REEEEEMIX

https://vine.co/v/M6MDA79ZupW

So good.
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+4 # Macca 2014-05-06 08:01
That start where she just keeps clocking her in the face and she just takes it, hahaha defend bitch!

I physically felt my cheeks go red at the trash talk between these two.
The little cry she did when she got hit with the shovel was pretty hilarious too.

This video in general was just great fun all round.
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-7 # FootLongVagFlaps 2014-05-06 08:36
Yeahhhh she dies. https://www.facebook.com/lunarcofficial/photos/a.89018502769.83125.58394182769/10152341580227770/?type=1&theater
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+1 # GONZO 2014-05-06 10:05
Here's a shovel. Can you dig it, fool?
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0 # Judo Mike 2014-05-06 12:02
Whoop
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+4 # JesusJonJones 2014-05-06 11:29
those grey gym pants are fresh material for my wank bank
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+3 # Judo Mike 2014-05-06 12:03
Shovel to the head, head to the pavement.

Pop right up and run away.
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+3 # AuntieRazor 2014-05-06 16:51
I thought it was a scene from "Gummo".
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0 # bosswell 2014-05-07 16:21
The video was boring. The write-up was phenomenal.
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0 # MarkKerrsDignity 2014-05-11 17:40
All hail Zeus!!
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