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A Lesson in Street MMA: Hey guys, never let an attractive chick get your back in a fight

A Lesson in Street MMA: Hey guys, never let an attractive chick get your back in a fight

About five or six years ago I went to see the band Whitechapel live -- they were filming a music video that night. As soon as the blast beats came over the speakers, this one person in the pit, pushed everyone out of their way to make room and began to dance with unparalleled violence. They had a hood on so I couldn't get a good look at them. Eventually their hood came off and to my surprise, the no more than 110 pound person who was cracking skulls, was a woman. The beautiful part of it was, no one was treating her any different because she was a woman. She got punched in the face a few times, as she punched other people in the face.

So if men and women can co-exist in a Josh pit, I see no reason as to why they can't co exist in Street MMA: the living room edition. As this female combatant displays, she can not only be competitive with a male, she can dominate them, earning a submission on mere seconds. With the UFC female talent pool being rather shallow and with Ronda seemingly getting more and more movie roles. It would be wise for Dana to sign this woman to a contract.

Last modified onSunday, 16 February 2014 15:34
Gary LaPlante

Gary LaPlante cares about a hand full of things, his best friend/his cat Tardy, stage diving and tending to the need of all the pretty ladies that frequent his front door. With Gary’s free time he slam dances, eats a horrible food that would kill any man that had a glass stomach and being a huge nerd. If you’d like to join Gary is going front to back, side to side in the pit or if you’d just like to exchange pictures of cats, please contact him.

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+8 # TDM 2014-02-16 15:57
I found this pretty easy to masturbate to.
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+4 # GONZO 2014-02-16 16:07
Tapout shorts' WWE style ref slide-in was stellar.
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+1 # Josh 2014-02-16 17:00
Damn! that was crazy! She's hot as fukkk too.
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+5 # SnakeJake 2014-02-16 17:12
Great. Now draw dicks on his face.
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+1 # cooljayhu 2014-02-16 18:05
I think I'm in love.
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+1 # BigWillTheChamp 2014-02-17 11:45
I don't know what turned me on more. The choke. The bump she took when they went down. Or the fact that she new to put in hooks to secure a rear naked choke.
Anyway, here's another copy since the one posted went down: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USox3JMoz6o
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0 # AuntieRazor 2014-02-22 14:49
Hot.
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