Menu

A Lesson in Street MMA: Hey guys, never let an attractive chick get your back in a fight

A Lesson in Street MMA: Hey guys, never let an attractive chick get your back in a fight

About five or six years ago I went to see the band Whitechapel live -- they were filming a music video that night. As soon as the blast beats came over the speakers, this one person in the pit, pushed everyone out of their way to make room and began to dance with unparalleled violence. They had a hood on so I couldn't get a good look at them. Eventually their hood came off and to my surprise, the no more than 110 pound person who was cracking skulls, was a woman. The beautiful part of it was, no one was treating her any different because she was a woman. She got punched in the face a few times, as she punched other people in the face.

So if men and women can co-exist in a Josh pit, I see no reason as to why they can't co exist in Street MMA: the living room edition. As this female combatant displays, she can not only be competitive with a male, she can dominate them, earning a submission on mere seconds. With the UFC female talent pool being rather shallow and with Ronda seemingly getting more and more movie roles. It would be wise for Dana to sign this woman to a contract.

Last modified onSunday, 16 February 2014 15:34
Gary LaPlante

Gary LaPlante cares about a hand full of things, his best friend/his cat Tardy, stage diving and tending to the need of all the pretty ladies that frequent his front door. With Gary’s free time he slam dances, eats a horrible food that would kill any man that had a glass stomach and being a huge nerd. If you’d like to join Gary is going front to back, side to side in the pit or if you’d just like to exchange pictures of cats, please contact him.

Email This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it.

Comments   

 
+8 # TDM 2014-02-16 15:57
I found this pretty easy to masturbate to.
Reply
 
 
+3 # GONZO 2014-02-16 16:07
Tapout shorts' WWE style ref slide-in was stellar.
Reply
 
 
+1 # Josh 2014-02-16 17:00
Damn! that was crazy! She's hot as fukkk too.
Reply
 
 
+5 # SnakeJake 2014-02-16 17:12
Great. Now draw dicks on his face.
Reply
 
 
+1 # cooljayhu 2014-02-16 18:05
I think I'm in love.
Reply
 
 
+1 # BigWillTheChamp 2014-02-17 11:45
I don't know what turned me on more. The choke. The bump she took when they went down. Or the fact that she new to put in hooks to secure a rear naked choke.
Anyway, here's another copy since the one posted went down: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USox3JMoz6o
Reply
 
 
0 # AuntieRazor 2014-02-22 14:49
Hot.
Reply
 

Add comment

Security code
Refresh

Oh look, yet another awful Battlefield 4 bug

I love the Battlefield games. I feel like I need to get that out of the way here. I was super excited about Battlefield 4, especially when they first debuted...

04-15-2014 | Dave Walsh | No comments

Fedor Emelianenko says he quit MMA after 'feeling God's existence'

Here's proof that God doesn't like lipstick. If women apply lipstick to attract the opposite sex and it's effective, wouldn't females evolve to naturally have multi-colored lips? Think about it,...

04-14-2014 | Zeus @MiddleEasy | 4 Comments

Tim Kennedy made a really bizarre anti-Michael Bisping cartoon

On Christmas of 2010, I found myself trapped in a hotel in Amsterdam called 'Citizen M,' snowed in and methodically watching 'Never Back Down' translated in Dutch. I never knew...

04-14-2014 | Zeus @MiddleEasy | 5 Comments

The new Civilization takes place in... SPACE

There was a good two month stretch when Dave Walsh buil his gaming PC where the only thing him and Jason Nawara seemed to do was play Sid Meyer's Civilization...

04-13-2014 | Gary LaPlante | No comments

Chuck Norris confirms that he would have been a beast in MMA

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.Fear of spiders is arachnophobia, fear...

04-14-2014 | Zeus @MiddleEasy | 3 Comments

The impossible happened: Someone beat Half Life in 20 minutes

I feel guilty, I've always had this cloud hanging over my head and it's.something that I've never come clean with. I've never played Half Life on PC, only on PS2....

04-17-2014 | Gary LaPlante | 1 Comment

Let's watch 40 geeks transform into half-assed MMA fighters

My friend approached me today and said the sweetest combination is pineapple and pizza. The creator of that pizza must have tried to sabotage some other guy's pizza by throwing...

04-18-2014 | Zeus @MiddleEasy | 2 Comments

Poland's Team Fighting Championship is the greatest thing in your life right now

I haven't taken a shower in three days because all of my bath towels are dirty and I'm too lazy to get coins to do my laundry. Beat that. See,...

04-07-2014 | Zeus @MiddleEasy | 8 Comments

Bjorn Rebney says calling Ronda Rousey the biggest star in MMA is disrespectful

Raise your hands if you remember when Bjorn Rebney went after me, stating that I live in my mother's basement and that MiddleEasy has no connection with reality. Well, the...

04-18-2014 | Zeus @MiddleEasy | 4 Comments

Log In or Sign Up

Registrations are OPEN this week.

Log in with Facebook

Forgot your password? / Forgot your username?