MMA Rundown

Well, each Democratic candidate makes a case for OH MY GOD MATT MITRIONE’S EYE

OH MY GOD MATT MITRIONE’S EYE IS GROWING FASTER THAN CONOR MCGREGOR’S EGO AND IT JUST KEEPS GROWING IT’S THE WORST THING ANY OF US HAVE EVER SEEN WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING ARE TRAVIS BROWNE’S ELBOWS FILLED WITH DARK MAGICKS WE DON’T UNDERSTAND IF THERE IS A CREATURE IN HIS EYE TRYING TO GET OUT AND RULE THE WORLD AND WHO WILL FIGHT IT THE DEMON THAT CRAWLED FROM MARK HOMINICK’S SKULL AND NOW MATT MITRIONE IS PROBABLY GOING TO GET IT LANCED RIGHT OH MY GOD IS THERE GOING TO BE VIDEO FOOTAGE OR DO THEY JUST LIKE ICE IT DOWN WHAT IS HAPPENING THE EARTH’S ORBIT HAS BEEN PUT OFF BALANCE FROM THE SHEER WEIGHT OF THIS THE PUREST OF HORRORS!