MMA Rundown

Tyrone Spong just kicked the legs of Angel DeAnda like Angel DeAnda’s legs owed him money for some reason

All day, we were like: “Nothin’ much going on today, relax, take the day off. YOLO. Just get up the Spong .gif.” Well, there was no Spong .gif. Some dude named Angel DeAnda just stood right in front of Tyrone Spong and ate up Spong’s offense like it was some sort of delicious frozen yogurt with strawberries and ****. No one knows how the 5 foot 8, light heavyweight, DeAnda came from, but clearly he popped some sort of invulnerability potion because he was just shaking off Spong, who was absolutely expecting to finish this DeAnda.

And that’s how one of the weirdest nights of fighting in years went down. If I didn’t know better, I would’ve thought this went down in Texas. There was even a demon laugh halfway through the show. Did anyone else hear that? So goodnight, World Series of Fighting 4. We will remember you forever for Todd Harris’ fantastic commentary, Bas Rutten’s lucid observations, and the unlimited glory and FREE Boost Mobile phones* for ALL the winners. 

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Thanks to Zombie Prophet the gifmaster.