Gina Carano and I were born on the same year — heck we even grew up in the same town. Somewhere in a parallel universe, we both met when we were kids and have maintained a wonderful friendship throughout the years. Unfortunately this article wasn’t written in that specific parallel universe, so she still doesn’t know I exist. Actually, Carano follows @MiddleEasy on Twitter, although I’ve never mustered enough courage to send her a DM (and probably never will, that’s entirely too creepy). Breaking News: Mustered is a friggin’ weird word. That’s actually the first time I’ve ever used it. It means to ‘collect or assemble,’ although I’m sure I’ve mustered a couple of vegan hot dogs in my lifetime. I’ll mustered you if we get into a condiment fight.
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