MMA Rundown

One-armed fighter makes his MMA debut…and wins via ARM BAR

Three years ago in Belarus a one-armed man was arrested for clapping. Now we finally know the sound one hand makes when it claps, and it’s apparently really annoying.

Now that a one-armed fighter has made his MMA debut and won via arm bar, what’s your excuse for not doing the dishes that’s been sitting in your sink since the beginning of last weekend? In fact, whenever a one-armed fighter pulls off an arm bar, every excuse you have for the rest of your life is invalid. Even the Chewbacca defense is invalid, folks.

Joshua Rector made his MMA debut at BlacKOut Fighting Championships 13 in Carthage, Missouri over the weekend and managed to submit Brandon Collins with a first-round arm bar. Now check out the video and be instantly inspired.