MMA Rundown

Oh my God, Minowaman DESTROYED an opponent’s leg last weekend

You don’t face the red wrestling trunks (not a Speedo) of Minowaman as a lengthy gaijin and expect to get away with it. What were you thinking, going in there against a man who has faced the most consistently badass opponents across 4-7 weight classes in all of human history? The internet is ablaze with how much Bruce Lee actually mattered to MMA when we have a modern masterpiece of a human being in front of us, still fighting for honor and a few yen like a mulleted ronin. 

Minowaman is a treasure, and whenever we get up in arms about how badass Paul Harris is with his leg locks, we conveniently forget that Paul Harris was not a Super Hulk Tournament winner. 

Saturday night, in what would be his 102nd pro fight, Minowaman took Goran Jettingsgrad’s leg and twisted it like a Twizzler being forced into a fat kid’s maw. Watch it happen. Be disgusted.

Never forget that Minowaman has a PERFECT UFC record.