MMA Rundown

Here’s Fedor’s Olympic cameo in all of its cold, Russian glory

While journalists and sports enthusiasts deal with no consumable water and no flushable toilet paper in Sochi, we know what really matters – Fedor. The Olympics have officially jumped the shark, Fedor is an ancient Russian military general and your argument is invalid. Look at him in this ever-repeating .gif from He looks incredible and fantastic. Strong. We know that beard isn’t real, but if it were, he would have at least 5-10 more years of fighting left in him on top of the current 5 years he has left of fighting at a high level.

Come back, Fedor. Please fight Nick Diaz.

So awesome. What a boss. The existence of Fedor almost makes up for the human rights atrocities we’ve become so familiar with over the past few years. Also: Nice production values, Mother Russia.