If it’s on The Internet it must be true. If Cowboy Cerrone posts something on Instagram then it really must be true. Thanks to the power of The Internet, Cowboy Cerrone’s troll game can now hit new levels of punking the entire MMA world.
Less than three weeks away from his UFC 206 fight with fellow cat smasher Matt Brown, Donald Cerrone took to Instagram to post a video of his clearly fucked up right eye. Cerrone’s eye contracted pink eye, got jabbed 15 consecutive time with a sharpened spork, and then had dirty bath water rubbed all up in it.
Worst. Eye. Injury. Ever.
Something bad happened to Donald Cerrone's face https://t.co/ukWrpX15gp
— Scott Harris (@ScottHarrisMMA) November 21, 2016
Holy crap… https://t.co/KH1qJ8DfB5
— Shaheen Al-Shatti (@shaunalshatti) November 21, 2016
Meanwhile, Cowboy Cerrone says he is still fighting at UFC 206 despite his face looking like a scary Halloween mask https://t.co/VNWNX2TzD4
— Aaron Bronsteter (@aaronbronsteter) November 21, 2016
What the … https://t.co/v2CntocVXC
— Dave Doyle (@davedoylemma) November 21, 2016
This is fine. Everything's fine. https://t.co/V9eyya8ZAM
— Luke Thomas (@SBNLukeThomas) November 21, 2016
Um, hey Cowboy. You're bleeding. https://t.co/lNeW4AL8b5
— Ariel Helwani (@arielhelwani) November 22, 2016
Or Cowboy Cerrone is on the set of the Netflix show Godless and he takes great joy in tricking the collective online MMA world. Y’all just got COWBOY’d!!!!