Remember in Aliens when that dude got on the kitchen table and a friggin lifeform jumped out of his chest and started running away? Alright, remember in Spaceballs when that dude got on the kitchen tale and a friggin lifeform jumped out of his chest and started dancing? What’s scarier? Maybe it’s the thing growing inside BJ Penn’s ear (which could jump out and start auditioning for American Idol…or something). BJ Penn thinks that people don’t believe he trains hard enough after calling it quits in the 4th round of the GSP fight. So to prove to all those idiots that he does in fact train, he went to a doctor to implant an alien lifeform inside his ear so he can make Youtube clips of it. Seriously, we didnt make it up…BJ Penn did. [MMAConvert]