MMA Rundown

A 13-year-old kid hacked

Last week the MMA world operated under the supervision of JoshTheGod, Anonymous and S3rver.exe. It was as if we all inhabited some heavily visited EfNet IRC chatroom with mods that had complete control over our lives. Don’t worry, I won’t make fun of you for not understanding some nerd-injected reference. In fact, if you’re confused then I applaud your lack of understanding. It shows that you actually had a childhood when you were a kid. Back in high school, my Saturday nights heavily revolved around the amount of warez I could download from anonymous bots across IRC. I even dipped out of my senior prom just so that I could watch a Star Trek: Next Generation marathon with my pops while I combed the web for HERF blueprints.

Look, I never was laid in high school. My time was spent building macros for Ultima Online and attempting to hack websites. In a sense, I aspired to be like S3rver.exe, the 13-year-old that successfully hacked UFC upon Dana White’s request. Softpedia interviewed the teenage hacker to see what inspired him to deface among a slew of other sites.

I started hacking when I was 11. Botnets and Rats inspired me and then a friend introduced me to SQL injection and other hacking stuff.

Basically, I started hacking because I saw many videos and news around the world about hacking and then I also wanted to learn. I made heaps of Internet friends and they taught me some tricks.

And I guess hacking is my type because I really like computers and I want to get a job in computing.

I have breached the Administrator of yesterday. That was fun. I went through the directories and stuff. Me and my friend Sterlok breached the security.

Then I did a live deface on and The live deface was on Tinychat. I was sharing my screen and people were watching me deface.

Now I have XSS’ed OPOA, which is the Oakland Police website. I am going to release their stuff soon.

So those were really important to me.

The kid in the banner is actually a member of LulzSec, another hacker group that was responsible for hacking into multiple government websites along with that rather massive Sony PS3 security breach that happened last year. Can’t wait for Morpheus to give this kid the red pill. He deserves it.