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		<title>This instructor gets put to sleep employing his 'ultimate armbar defense'</title>
		<description>Discuss This instructor gets put to sleep employing his 'ultimate armbar defense'</description>
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			<title>Brandon reed says:</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[Hey he didn't get armbar'd]]></description>
			<dc:creator>Brandon reed</dc:creator>
			<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jan 2013 11:43:09 -0800</pubDate>
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			<title>mgs says:</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[genius]]></description>
			<dc:creator>mgs</dc:creator>
			<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jan 2013 01:53:44 -0800</pubDate>
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			<title>subhuman says:</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[The trick is he makes himself sleep when someone threatens an armbar. Then, he wakes up and *no armbar*. Kind of like one of those fainting goats.]]></description>
			<dc:creator>subhuman</dc:creator>
			<pubDate>Sun, 06 Jan 2013 21:12:19 -0800</pubDate>
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			<title>KennyNuncaMuera says:</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[I am a full time pirate. I don't sail the seas like the pirates of pop culture. I travel on land & pirate merchandise, technology & things of that sort.]]></description>
			<dc:creator>KennyNuncaMuera</dc:creator>
			<pubDate>Sun, 06 Jan 2013 16:58:53 -0800</pubDate>
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			<title>Sambro says:</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[Holy Shit! Kenny is trolling the fuck out of all of us! "...wanted to be a full time pirate." LOL!]]></description>
			<dc:creator>Sambro</dc:creator>
			<pubDate>Sun, 06 Jan 2013 15:53:14 -0800</pubDate>
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			<title>Roe Jogan says:</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[It got to be a joke, right? 1st The guy is a fking purple belt... And why THE F#CK did he just use both arms to choke himself?]]></description>
			<dc:creator>Roe Jogan</dc:creator>
			<pubDate>Sun, 06 Jan 2013 00:49:55 -0800</pubDate>
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			<title>TickToothRuth says:</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[This was awesome work dude. I salute you. Two thumbs fresh.]]></description>
			<dc:creator>TickToothRuth</dc:creator>
			<pubDate>Sat, 05 Jan 2013 17:22:24 -0800</pubDate>
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			<title>Jerkface says:</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[Schizoaffective . Get some meds and some fresh air and save the whining for the therapist, not the ME comment section.]]></description>
			<dc:creator>Jerkface</dc:creator>
			<pubDate>Sat, 05 Jan 2013 13:34:33 -0800</pubDate>
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			<title>fuckandersonsilva says:</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[WORK]]></description>
			<dc:creator>fuckandersonsilva</dc:creator>
			<pubDate>Sat, 05 Jan 2013 10:04:54 -0800</pubDate>
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			<title>Instant Karma says:</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[Number 2 rule If anyone says "Owwweee" then you stop and make sure they are ok.]]></description>
			<dc:creator>Instant Karma</dc:creator>
			<pubDate>Sat, 05 Jan 2013 08:48:36 -0800</pubDate>
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			<title>Frisbee Lips says:</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[That one fleeting moment when anyone who has been unconscious realizes where they are...priceless . Even if it's staged. Being a ginger only makes it funnier.]]></description>
			<dc:creator>Frisbee Lips</dc:creator>
			<pubDate>Sat, 05 Jan 2013 06:35:17 -0800</pubDate>
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			<title>ok says:</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[didnt read, fuck you.]]></description>
			<dc:creator>ok</dc:creator>
			<pubDate>Sat, 05 Jan 2013 06:16:02 -0800</pubDate>
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			<title>SnakeJake says:</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[I think you should try to get some help, dude. You sound like Stan from that Eminem song. Also, don't get a Ronda tattoo.]]></description>
			<dc:creator>SnakeJake</dc:creator>
			<pubDate>Sat, 05 Jan 2013 03:09:54 -0800</pubDate>
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			<title>Andrew W.K says:</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[You need to Party Hard and get your dick sucked!]]></description>
			<dc:creator>Andrew W.K</dc:creator>
			<pubDate>Sat, 05 Jan 2013 01:33:12 -0800</pubDate>
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			<title>wolf dick says:</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[He forgot to start beating off]]></description>
			<dc:creator>wolf dick</dc:creator>
			<pubDate>Sat, 05 Jan 2013 01:17:35 -0800</pubDate>
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			<title>CartmanQuagmire says:</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[Exactly what I thought!]]></description>
			<dc:creator>CartmanQuagmire</dc:creator>
			<pubDate>Sat, 05 Jan 2013 01:09:35 -0800</pubDate>
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			<title>JROOT says:</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ru fucking serious. WOW]]></description>
			<dc:creator>JROOT</dc:creator>
			<pubDate>Sat, 05 Jan 2013 00:56:08 -0800</pubDate>
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			<title>KennyNuncaMuera says:</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[I'm still taking a break from social media but I just wanted to say that I can't help but imagine what would've happened if he did this against Ronda & the ref was the same guy from the Rousey vs Tate fight. After he chocked himself out Ronda would've gotten the armbar & ruthlessly twisted his arm in the most grotesque ways possible while he slept & the ref would just watch as if nothing was happening. But Ronda wouldn't stop. She'd just keep twisting until it came off like she did to her Hulk Hogan wrestling buddy. I'm joking kind of but I really would like to see what Ronda would do to someone's arm while they were unconscious. For some reason this made me think of a band that Ronda was in when she was younger. I've read the lyrics to some of the songs she wrote. Her writing style is kind of similar to Weird Al Yankovic. I want to make a CD with a booklet that has the lyrics & cover art. Then I could give it to her when I meet her at an UFC event or expo or something like that. She probably wouldn't expect that. Maybe I could even get someone to sing the songs with music & everything. That would be crazy. But I'd probably be to afraid to do it. I want to learn how to play the guitar. I don't know if they would let me bring a guitar into a UFC expo though. I bought a guitar a few years ago but haven't learned to play yet. When I bought it the guy who sold it to me asked if I knew were to get some weed. I didn't because I don't smoke weed. I don't even smoke cigarettes. Ronda is just so amazing. I feel better about life in general when I think about her & when I post stuff about her on the internet. I don't talk about Ronda much to people in real life because I barely talk in real life unless I have to or when I talk to my brother. But I feel kind of embarrassed to talk about Ronda to people in real life. Not because of Ronda but because I like her a lot & I'm a very private person & I'm kind of shy about things like that. I feel like I'm not as good of a fan of Ronda as I could be. I have a lot of good ideas that I don't follow through on. Sometimes I come across as overzealous in my post which diminishes my persuasiveness. If you think of any popular religion or belief system than you'll notice that it takes more than just a great profit. There needs to be dedicated disciples & committed believers who help spread the message. I won't go into detail but around march of 2012 was a somewhat pivotal time in my life. I was working on a plan to quit my shitty(I mean literally I was exposed to human shit) 9-to-5 job & I became a full time pirate. Going into the fight I was rooting for Miesha because I liked her already & I didn't know who Ronda was. On march 3rd I had no idea how much that night would change my life. I'm still kind of feel like I'm in a daze or a fog. I need to sort of kill myself & be reborn. That's part of the reason I'm not posting on the internet much right now. I feel like I never really became a man. When I was younger I kind of had gender identity issues although I never expressed it openly. It wasn't in a sexual way. I was always only sexually attracted to females but wasn't sure if I wanted to be a male. But I kind of didn't want to be human either. I have a lot of demons inside that I'm having a hard time getting rid of. I'm afraid to let go because they fill the void. I kind of hate myself. I really don't like what I am. But I don't always feel that way. I'm kind of indecisive about everything.]]></description>
			<dc:creator>KennyNuncaMuera</dc:creator>
			<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jan 2013 22:55:27 -0800</pubDate>
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			<title>Sambro says:</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ZEUS! You som'bich! Let us Imbed youtube videos!]]></description>
			<dc:creator>Sambro</dc:creator>
			<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jan 2013 17:43:16 -0800</pubDate>
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			<title>Ellrick says:</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[He must have been trying to remember a tip he saw Jon Fitch demonstrate on Ben Askren once.]]></description>
			<dc:creator>Ellrick</dc:creator>
			<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jan 2013 17:04:08 -0800</pubDate>
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			<title>Hairy Potter says:</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kbdhXmJtjQ Hahahah didn't ever remember that... I was actually believing this guy was serious!]]></description>
			<dc:creator>Hairy Potter</dc:creator>
			<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jan 2013 16:53:26 -0800</pubDate>
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			<title>TheTruth says:</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[Has to call Gaara, he needs serious work on his ultimate defense.]]></description>
			<dc:creator>TheTruth</dc:creator>
			<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jan 2013 16:40:12 -0800</pubDate>
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			<title>Gonzo says:</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[No idea how to properly post vids. What I was trying to say is this is the same dude from that old "UFC 75: Unacceptable" parody.]]></description>
			<dc:creator>Gonzo</dc:creator>
			<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jan 2013 16:28:14 -0800</pubDate>
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			<title>DonMatus says:</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[Best way to not get submitted is to choke yourself out. thanks for the tip!]]></description>
			<dc:creator>DonMatus</dc:creator>
			<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jan 2013 16:09:25 -0800</pubDate>
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			<title>Absinthe1 says:</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[But it worked. He collar choked himself out before the armbar was successful.]]></description>
			<dc:creator>Absinthe1</dc:creator>
			<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jan 2013 15:37:08 -0800</pubDate>
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			<title>Gonzo says:</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[I liked his first comedy MMA vid better, but I still hope he keeps em coming. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kbdhXmJtjQ]]></description>
			<dc:creator>Gonzo</dc:creator>
			<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jan 2013 15:24:38 -0800</pubDate>
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			<title>Sambro says:</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[Number 1 rule of fight club: Never take grappling advice from a ginger!]]></description>
			<dc:creator>Sambro</dc:creator>
			<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jan 2013 15:12:32 -0800</pubDate>
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