Hendonificient. Hendoeronous. Hendolacious. Hendonator. Hendozing. Hendotron-3030.

That's what I do in my spare time -- just alter Dan Henderson's nickname until it becomes highly unrecognizable. I really need to find a better hobby, something more manly than obsess over the moniker of another man. That's what society gets when an entire generation is raised under the guise of 'there are no losers in team sports' and 'stranger danger.' A nation of absolute wusses are just years away from running the country -- and that should make the entire planet very anxious.

Dan Henderson does testosterone-filled stuff in his spare time like -- have BBQs, punch inanimate objects and above all else, is willing to fight his teammate Chael Sonnen if faced with the opportunity. Check out what he told Tatame.com regarding the gangster from West Linn, Oregon.

We’re friends, but above all we fight now in the same category and therefore have the same goal. We both compete for the same belt. Our friendship is more than a title and we are professional enough to let the rivalry be just inside the Octagon. It would be a different situation, but our profession in this type of situation is quite possible to happen.

You hear that [insert gym name here]? We understand that you're friends, brothers -- whatever. But [insert fighter name here] versus [insert fighter name here] is the fight the fans want to see. Just make it happen.

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+9 # Artemis 2013-01-07 10:47

Hendotron-3030. ..Hendo the funky homosapien

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+11 # Doorhandle 2013-01-07 10:54

Hendosapien?

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0 # CanadianHour4 2013-01-07 19:06

thank you so much for the first deltron reference i've ever seen on ME

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+5 # shogunofpride 2013-01-07 10:50

I inserted *Tristar. GSP and Rory McDonald

Also *Jacksons MMA. Bones Jones and Donald "cowboy" Cerronnay...

Yeah.. you heard me... and I want cowboy to win too!

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+1 # fuckandersonsilva 2013-01-07 11:16

i have it on good authority (a guy i know who knows pat healy) that chael used to wipe the floor with hendo at tq. so, yes, this fight should happen.

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+7 # KevZeeBest 2013-01-07 11:26

Well slap my ass, And call me afrojack (Dont btw) What do we have here? A fighter who is willing to fight a team mate? All jokes aside, In my modest opinion a "fighter" who doesnt want to fight a team mate when it makes total sense, Should find another job. Here in holland its very easy, Team mates dont fight unless its a contender fight or for a title. and whoever wins buys the loser something to drink. I heard cain velasquez after winning the title "Fighting cormier? I hear there is a good 205 division" Those comments...Are just bleh.

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+9 # Sambro 2013-01-07 13:27

Hendo would fight his mother for a UFC belt

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-1 # TheTruth 2013-01-07 16:32

*Trivia Time*
The last fighter to say that is now dead. Who was it.

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+5 # fuckandersonsilva 2013-01-07 16:58

anderson fucking silva, that's who

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+2 # Just Sayin 2013-01-07 19:06

Melvin gaillardia is now dead?

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+3 # Just Sayin 2013-01-07 19:07

Guillard

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+1 # TheTruth 2013-01-07 16:33

Hendo and C.P. Sonnen are true alphas. Would love to see this

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+9 # Meishas Taint 2013-01-07 18:28

What if they tap gloves, Hendo gets him down with a double leg, gets in the guard, then starts licking and gently kissing on Chaels neck and ears...

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+6 # NoHomo 2013-01-07 19:08

Best.fight.ever

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