If nice guys finish last, then every UFC champion is an evil human being filled with hatred. Judging by that logic, it would also make Kenneth Allen the nicest fighter on the face of the planet. Don't worry Kenneth, one day you'll get that second win -- and when you do, MiddleEasy will be there to throw you a virtual party. Riff Raff and Kid Sister will be on stage and we'll have Chipotle cater the entire thing. On second thought, we hope you never get your second win. Our budget just can't afford a celebration to that extent -- or any extent.
In the following video, nice guys may finish last -- but they do so with a remarkable four-second KO. Fighters across the world, let this be a lesson that you should play nice. If your opponent extends his/her glove before the fight, touch it. Don't be a hardass and go for the first strike -- or else this may end up happening to you. Props to Reddit for the find.