Number 1 rule of fight club: Never take grappling advice from a ginger!

I liked his first comedy MMA vid better, but I still hope he keeps em coming.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kbdhXmJtjQ

But it worked.
He collar choked himself out before the armbar was successful.

Has to call Gaara, he needs serious work on his ultimate defense.

I'm still taking a break from social media but I just wanted to say that I can't help but imagine what would've happened if he did this against Ronda & the ref was the same guy from the Rousey vs Tate fight.

After he chocked himself out Ronda would've gotten the armbar & ruthlessly twisted his arm in the most grotesque ways possible while he slept & the ref would just watch as if nothing was happening. But Ronda wouldn't stop. She'd just keep twisting until it came off like she did to her Hulk Hogan wrestling buddy.

I'm joking kind of but I really would like to see what Ronda would do to someone's arm while they were unconscious. For some reason this made me think of a band that Ronda was in when she was younger. I've read the lyrics to some of the songs she wrote. Her writing style is kind of similar to Weird Al Yankovic. I want to make a CD with a booklet that has the lyrics & cover art. Then I could give it to her when I meet her at an UFC event or expo or something like that. She probably wouldn't expect that. Maybe I could even get someone to sing the songs with music & everything. That would be crazy. But I'd probably be to afraid to do it. I want to learn how to play the guitar. I don't know if they would let me bring a guitar into a UFC expo though. I bought a guitar a few years ago but haven't learned to play yet. When I bought it the guy who sold it to me asked if I knew were to get some weed. I didn't because I don't smoke weed. I don't even smoke cigarettes.

Ronda is just so amazing. I feel better about life in general when I think about her & when I post stuff about her on the internet. I don't talk about Ronda much to people in real life because I barely talk in real life unless I have to or when I talk to my brother. But I feel kind of embarrassed to talk about Ronda to people in real life. Not because of Ronda but because I like her a lot & I'm a very private person & I'm kind of shy about things like that.

I feel like I'm not as good of a fan of Ronda as I could be. I have a lot of good ideas that I don't follow through on. Sometimes I come across as overzealous in my post which diminishes my persuasiveness. If you think of any popular religion or belief system than you'll notice that it takes more than just a great profit. There needs to be dedicated disciples & committed believers who help spread the message. I won't go into detail but around march of 2012 was a somewhat pivotal time in my life. I was working on a plan to quit my shitty(I mean literally I was exposed to human shit) 9-to-5 job & I became a full time pirate. Going into the fight I was rooting for Miesha because I liked her already & I didn't know who Ronda was. On march 3rd I had no idea how much that night would change my life.

I'm still kind of feel like I'm in a daze or a fog. I need to sort of kill myself & be reborn. That's part of the reason I'm not posting on the internet much right now. I feel like I never really became a man. When I was younger I kind of had gender identity issues although I never expressed it openly. It wasn't in a sexual way. I was always only sexually attracted to females but wasn't sure if I wanted to be a male. But I kind of didn't want to be human either. I have a lot of demons inside that I'm having a hard time getting rid of. I'm afraid to let go because they fill the void. I kind of hate myself. I really don't like what I am. But I don't always feel that way. I'm kind of indecisive about everything.

He forgot to start beating off

WORK

Hey he didn't get armbar'd