Cain Velasquez was born in Salinas, California. The city's nickname is 'America's Salad Bowl' and it's filled with a slew of American victorian homes. Cain Velasquez is American. Efrain Escudero is Mexican and he was kicked from the UFC with a record of 13-2. If you want to take the route of hyphens and technicalities, Cain Velasquez is Mexican-American. However, this would mean Brock Lesnar is Viking-American and the UFC hasn't mentioned that in the blitzkrieg of UFC promos we've been exposed to. Michael Bisping is actually Cyprus-British and Alistair Overeem is British-Dutch -- with a little bit of horse meat mixed in there.

Erik Perez was born in Mexico and he wears a luchador mask -- which makes him more Mexican than the guy that lives on my apartment floor. When Cinco de Mayo comes, their Mexican levels are equal. It's a scientific fact. Your tax dollars were put to work in order to make that statement. Now check out this video we shot of Erik Perez following his win at UFC 155.

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-3 # fuckandersonsilva 2013-01-03 18:05

just speak Spanish, Erik. Just, please, speak Spanish.

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+2 # 23Xtreme 2013-01-03 19:09

Zeus, how many times will you use that same intro when talking about any Mexican American? I always recognize it because I too was born in the salad bowl..

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+5 # Zeus 2013-01-03 19:32

Quoting 23Xtreme:

Zeus, how many times will you use that same intro when talking about any Mexican American? I always recognize it because I too was born in the salad bowl..

Quoting 23Xtreme:

Zeus, how many times will you use that same intro when talking about any Mexican American? I always recognize it because I too was born in the salad bowl..

The government of Salinas pays MiddleEasy every time we mention them in an intro.

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-2 # ButtDick 2013-01-04 08:25

Dude, it's a gimp mask. Get over yourself.

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-2 # MexiSexi 2013-01-04 09:59

Damn can someone tell me wtf is Nick Diaz?!?

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-2 # Chris123456789 2013-01-04 14:25

A million guys have worn this stupid mask. It is Tom Lawlor corny. I guess they are just trying to hype this lil guy up though.

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+1 # Ellrick 2013-01-04 18:44

This is a dangerous slippy slope Dana has started down; soon we will see dudes going o the ring with 2x4s, pythons, and in coffins.

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