If Dexter visited the Octagon in the MGM Grand Garden Arena after Joe Lauzon vs. Jim Miller at UFC 155, it would be scientifically impossible for him to evaluate what occurred tonight. To the naked eye, the UFC canvas looks like someone filled a Super Soaker with Type A blood and had a multi-player water-gun fight for fifteen minutes. Joe Lauzon wasn't gassed in his fight against Jim Miller. Not at all. The dude was just suffering from a traumatic loss of blood.

Leave it to two East Coasters to save UFC 155 from a sea of unanimous decisions and lack-luster stoppages. One of our Twitter followers also noted that Lauzon vs. Miller was a battle of fighters with brothers named Dan -- amazing observation.

It's hard to encapsulate what transpired between Miller vs. Lauzon without using crimson oil paints and a very large paint brush. Just imagine a cut opening above Joe's eye the size of Niel Bohr's Atomic Theory and then the entire thing leaking profusely over the canvas. Now picture Joe Lauzon flipping the 'Irish Zombie' switch on the back of his head and moving forward like human civilization depended on it. Although it hasn't been announced yet, we would like to congratulate Joe Lauzon on his 12th 'Of the Night' bonus in his UFC career. Now use that money and go buy a copy of Battlefield 3 and be a real gamer. Call of Duty just doesn't cut it.

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+6 # benny1 2012-12-29 22:18

Bloodiest fight of 2012.

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0 # Fatty_Sam86 2012-12-30 21:31

I want to know what they were saying to each other when the fight got stopped to cut Lauzon's tape.

And at the end, when Miller just laid on Lauzon and yelled "HOLY SHIT!" Hilarious.

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0 # e.ronda 2012-12-31 01:51

Got hold of a clip of the fight, and I rewatched that moment a few times. Sounds like Jim says "Hell of a fight, brother," to which Joe responds "You too. I'm having fun, man."

What an amazing display of sportsmanship when you're midway through fifteen minutes of hell, both of you covered in blood, just waiting for the referee's call to start brutalizing each other again.

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0 # Fatty_Sam86 2012-12-31 06:25

Yeah it seemed good-spirited, whatever they were saying. And you're right, great show of sportsmanship! It was def good to see.

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+2 # Lefthea D. Kick 2012-12-29 22:21

Man if Lauzon had 3 more seconds he would have put Miller out with that Peruvian necktie at the end :(

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+12 # enrikk 2012-12-29 22:43

I sincerely hope someone posts a .gif of Lauzon spiraling around Miller's leg near the end of the fight to attempt a submission, that shit was sweet.

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+5 # enrikk 2012-12-29 22:46

And Lauzon/Miller totally saved the rest the card. LNP'ers should be legally restricted from raising their fists in victory after their fights; if you only won with your chest, that's the only thing you get to be proud of.

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+2 # Lefthea D. Kick 2012-12-29 22:50

Definitely made me forget all the other main card fights. Also according to the press conference Miller said the choke wasn't close but if he hadn't controlled Lauzons arm he would have gotten the flying heel hook.

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+7 # Fatty_Sam86 2012-12-29 22:21

BLOOD!?

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+4 # Guy Mansterson 2012-12-30 01:14

IT'S NOT FUNNY!!!!!!!!

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+1 # Ryu 2012-12-30 01:21

Fuck I really wanted Lauzon to win this one. I lost my shit when he threw up that flying heel hook. So close!

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0 # Zoos 2012-12-30 08:43

UFC 155 had tremendous 155 pound fight! It would have been a tremendous night if only Mike Goldberg was there! Oh maybe not, since he only could have said IT IS ALL OVER for one fight in main card.

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+2 # Sambro 2012-12-30 10:26

Fight of the Year.

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