If aliens landed on earth and used Dana White's conversations as the lexicon for modern humans, they would believe the entire English language solely consisted of a string of four-letter words. When you wake up tomorrow morning, just be thankful that you've never been in the path of Dana's verbal onslaught, and if you have, thank your lucky stars that you're still alive. You can then take those lucky stars, combine them with purple horseshoes and toss it all in a bowl of milk and you will have 50% of the ingredients required to create a bowl of Lucky Charm cereal. Dana White is Irish, so I guess that's some sort of segue.
We caught up with Dana White in order to get the official story as to why Georges St. Pierre is fighting Nick Diaz instead of Johny Hendricks. Let's face it, if you guys couldn't figure it out by now then all hope is lost. It's misplaced, somewhere in a place you will never find (because it's lost). Check out what the Baldfather told us in the clip below and props to Case Harts for the banner image. You can find more of his stuff here.