So far, no apocalypse to report. It looks like living life above ground can once again come to the forefront of our minds. Now is the time to step off your porch, squat, grab some soil with your hand and let it trickle between your fingers. You've always wanted to create a baseball diamond in your cornfield. Go ahead, do it. Nothing is stopping you from playing host to Ray Liotta anymore. Life. It's here and it's sweetly delicious, and it turns out the sweetness won't kill you (yet).

Perhaps you're in your underground bunker right now, generators running with a can of baked beans sizzling on your hotplate. It's cool, there are a few hours left in the Mayan apocalypse, better to be safe than sorry. But while you stay huddled on your cot, surrounded by cement, face illuminated by your laptop screen and gas lantern - know that Bas Rutten is out there, making YouTube videos about the appropriate way to kick that could be summed up with a Happy Gilmore quote.

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-18 # Corey Hill 2012-12-21 15:22

WRONG! You don't know what you talking bout Bas

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-2 # Big Matty 2012-12-22 13:13

16 people need to google 'Cory Hill leg break' and then google the definition of irony.

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-11 # fuckandersonsilva 2012-12-21 15:24

and i still dont know how to throw a legkick. thanks for nothing, el guapo

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+8 # Fatty_Sam86 2012-12-21 21:27

Not an instructional video... more of an explanation...

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+2 # vagina inspector 2012-12-22 08:04

Ahh, next time i kick my dad i'm going to turn my hips in. Been wondering why he doesn't go down.

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