This article, regardless of what’s written in it, will probably have more hits than anything else we post this week.  Statistics have shown that MMA fans respond well to the word ‘Penis’ in an article.  Not sure what that says about the general public, but we’re cool with whatever you’re into.  Penis’ are cool; they’re a constant source of pain and pleasure for half the population on planet Earth.  Unfortunately for Ray Elbe, his penis is out of service for the foreseeable future.  This all happened during a freak sex accident with his girlfriend, and while it’s gruesome, it’s also relevant MMA news.  Luckily, Ray is in good spirits, despite fracturing his penis. If you're willing to fork over some cash, you can even see Ray Elbe's fractured penis. Here's Ray describing his injury in detail - for the good of mankind's collective manhood.

Penis penis.

Penis.

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+8 # red rocket...yummm! 2012-12-19 17:43

penis

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+11 # NoHomo 2012-12-19 18:23

I thought I was gonna see a penis

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+11 # NoHomo 2012-12-19 18:25

I mean because it's gotta be disgusting and gross. And other reasons straight men look forward to seeing other penises

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+1 # WastedTalent 2012-12-19 21:09

I can't seem to stop holding my junk and wincing.

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+7 # Curt-Fu 2012-12-19 22:24

I clicked the link to see a mangled penis without even hesitating. What is wrong with me? Happy to not see it but still a little disappointed.

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+1 # MadFlavor 2012-12-19 23:26

Now THATS a Malayan Emergency!

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-1 # rippie74 2012-12-20 05:13

Finally... the definition of 'Cock Knocker".

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+1 # Cheebo 2012-12-20 05:43

His written account on the UG is better.

www.mixedmartialarts.com/news/435065/TUF-alum-Magical-Ray-Elbe-fractures-penis/

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+1 # Sambro 2012-12-20 17:53

How sweet, he's marrying a prostitute.

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+4 # seanald 2012-12-20 06:38

Feel sorry for him and all, BUT... Im not paying to see his penis. For free i would take a gander, but if im spending money to look at a dong, it better be going in and out of something. Preferably not a mans ass.

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+7 # NoHomo 2012-12-20 09:15

Quoting seanald:

Preferably not a mans ass.

So are you OPEN to the idea?

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+5 # Instant Karma 2012-12-20 07:13

This is the worst fucking story EVER.

What kind of dumb fuck breaks his cock? I know some dumb motherfuckers in this world and not a single one of them is dumb enough to break their dick.

This dude has raised the bar for stupid.

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+5 # fuckandersonsilva 2012-12-20 08:23

And hes an attention whore

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+11 # Senator John McPain 2012-12-20 09:05

MMA should be banned. It is too dangerous. MMA leads to fame. Fame leads to pussy. Pussy leads to broken cock. So kids, say no to MMA and broken cocks.

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+7 # Puck 2012-12-20 11:31

Cecil Peoples scored the bout 29-28, Penis.

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0 # rondasmanass 2012-12-21 00:38

this made my cock hurt

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