The first screenplay that I ever authored involved a group of friends sitting aboard a magical space rug piloted by a turkey in order to be flown to Turkey to take part in an underground simulation of Mike Tyson's Punch Out. The story ends with the world coming to an end but the friends surviving because the turkey wanted to preserve the American cultural tradition of Thanksgiving. It sounds like the most incoherent script in modern history, but it was purchased by a studio years ago -- probably in an attempt to hold the crown for the most absurd screenplay purchase in America.

While that script was never produced (for the obvious reasons), my story of Turkish culture never quite covered the startling fact that the country is filled with femme fatales that have the ability to get out the shower and hand out an absolute BJJ beatdown on home invaders. Check out this newly released short-film that was submitted to MiddleEasy by the members of Balaban Jiu-Jitsu.

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+5 # ChiefGrandCherokee 2012-12-18 12:23

come at me bro

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-3 # Pay the TROLL Toll 2012-12-18 20:59

Pat Barry is quitting fighting for 6 months.

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-5 # Pay the TROLL Toll 2012-12-18 21:00

Patrick Cote got angry at Rory macdonald so he is dropping to Welter Weight. Watch out Brian Ebersole...hes coming for you.

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-3 # Pay the TROLL Toll 2012-12-18 22:20

Junior Dos Santos is going to submit Cain Velsquez...beca use he is ready for it and I said so.

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+8 # Diaz4President 2012-12-19 08:36

Just let her bang bro

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+1 # FOR U 2012-12-20 20:32

http://look-what-i-did.tumblr.com/post/34242551450/gooseflesh-bronz-director-can-evrenol

Here is the full version

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+13 # Tim nice but dim 2012-12-18 12:28

She's coming for you Ronda!

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+24 # Big Turk 2012-12-18 12:38

Wish she was coming for me

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+7 # floppytall 2012-12-18 12:43

Holy shit please tell me that's a real screenplay and you have a copy you can post.

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-3 # Fatty_Sam86 2012-12-18 12:44

Mmmmm. Side boob.

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+8 # Haha this guy 2012-12-18 16:20

beta virgin confirmed

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+9 # Fatty_Sam86 2012-12-18 21:17

What...? Because I like boobs? Good one, my man.

And to the guy below me... sometimes not seeing it, or just getting a tease is better than some skank just filleting her pussy open in front of you.

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+9 # Google 2012-12-18 18:32

Please note you can see full frontal nudity with a simple search.

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+4 # Sambro 2012-12-19 15:51

link? it's not that simple

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+2 # Sambro 2012-12-20 12:51

Elif Domanic:


The dominatrix ad is not her bro. There's a video of her birthday.
www.youtube.com/user/MegaJapony/videos

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+7 # tito 2012-12-18 13:08

Turkey is the shit, some of the hottest females in the world live in Istanbul.

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+15 # Lame Sauce 2012-12-18 18:31

if instanbul was in Sweden id agree

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-6 # TheTruth 2012-12-19 10:05

Major disagree

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+5 # lamo 2012-12-19 12:51

Huh? if by the hottest females you mean those imported whores from Russia and Eastern-Europe, yeah u are probobly right. Turks are known for many things, beauty and hottnes are not among those lol

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-5 # Mike_havok 2012-12-18 13:18

You don't try n steal her Ipad thats for sure

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+5 # Lame Sauce 2012-12-18 18:27

Not Funny at all bro.

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+4 # Pay the TROLL Toll 2012-12-19 14:56

Thats mean bro.

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+9 # jt33 2012-12-18 13:28

we have the same bathrobe...

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+6 # chickenjones 2012-12-18 13:45

pussy choke! :)

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+5 # KFC 2012-12-18 18:26

Finger lickin' good

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+17 # Joe Pepperoni 2012-12-18 14:02

I always leave my gi near by when showering, incase of intruders.

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+32 # Gonzo 2012-12-18 15:01

Thought is was fake, till it ended with her doing laundry.

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+7 # Sambro 2012-12-18 15:04

Only thing that would make that better is if she ate a lamb shawarma afterward.

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+15 # Kwinklenator 2012-12-18 15:21

i like how she puts her panties on after her gi

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-18 # Lefthea D. Kick 2012-12-18 15:25

Can't be the only one that thought she looks like the kid from T2:

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-5 # KennyNuncaMuere 2012-12-19 07:51

I think it would be tough to do that much ground fighting against multiple attackers.

Personally I don't think they look a like but your observation is interesting. Like, bacha bazi of modern Afghanistan, agoge system in ancient sparta, Alexander the great with eunuchs, samurai with boy opera performers. It's not as popular now in most places.

http://resourcecentre.savethechildren.se/content/library/documents/commercial-sexual-exploitation-children-situation-analysis-pakistan

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0 # KennyNuncaMorre 2012-12-20 18:13

What the fuck Kenny!?

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+8 # red rocket...yummm! 2012-12-18 15:30

i prefer the no panties bjj. also, giving the"little man in the boat" a flick with your tongue while in a triangle is a sure way to escape...or at least get her off

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-14 # NoHomo 2012-12-18 15:31

Every chick in the world would look more attractive with shaved heads

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+8 # BIG HOMO 2012-12-18 18:22

Ya if you preferred men

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+1 # erectus 2012-12-20 14:00

actually i think he prefers bald men lol

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-4 # Falamanoo 2012-12-18 15:33

http://h6img.com/g/10/christy-mack-7.jpg

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-6 # Falamanoo 2012-12-18 15:35

fuck. i thought that would paste the image.

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0 # Shitbags 2012-12-18 17:57

Go back to cage potato [censored].

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-6 # Falamanoo 2012-12-18 15:37

how do you post images? why is the code to post shit fucking impenetrable?

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+7 # Falaccio 2012-12-18 18:23

You wanna see penetrable...be nd over chief

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-3 # falamanoo 2012-12-18 16:12

Sorry for spamming, I'm drunk. And also a bitter and miserable prick.

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+4 # Cobb Salad 2012-12-18 18:25

There is enough spam on your dinner plate you backdoor bandit.

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+4 # SnakeJake 2012-12-18 16:18

Karo, is that you trying to rob some lady's house?

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-2 # Shitbags 2012-12-18 18:00

LOL F A G G O T IS CENSORED LOL F A G Z

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-1 # Falaccio 2012-12-18 18:33

Shut your source

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+1 # Weedman209 2012-12-19 06:02

Fu@&ed Up Haircut...she cute tho

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-7 # ispitzhotfire 2012-12-19 07:45

She was hot until I saw her face.

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+4 # SkeetSock 2012-12-19 15:07

I'm down with girls shaving half of their heads. I wonder if that's an existing porn tag...

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