Imagine attempting to create a sandwich that packs the power of Roy Nelson's fists into a delicious and extremely unhealthy meal. Now stop formulating that sandwich in your mind and look down a few inches (depending on the size of your viewing device, it's all relative) and realize that whatever you created with your brain has been thrown out the window. Someone already made a deli sandwich in honor of Roy Nelson, and it's the Epic Deli guy who made that crazy Cung Le sandwich.

The Big Country has pulled pork, black forest ham, bacon, pepperoni, avocado mayo, habanero nacho cheese and Doritos laid out over a toasted sub. Your arteries got clogged just by reading that ingredients list. Except for the avocados, those are nature's mayonnaise, and avocados are a good source of fiber, potassium, and vitamins C, and B6. Did you know half an avocado has 160 calories, 15 grams of heart-healthy unsaturated fat, and only 2 grams saturated fat. They're great.

Simply said: Avocados are ****ing delicious. Just put some salt and pepper on 'em.

This sandwich, though. This sandwich will knock out more men than a combo-throwing Roy Nelson. I wonder how many fleeing ingredients out the back of the sandwich would get in Roy's beard, and how does one liberate those escaping and delicious morsels from facial hair while still remaining edible?

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+19 # Toofy 2012-12-17 17:14

Doritos? Why would you even do that? No. Don't eat that. Nobody should eat that.

Sandwich Man is fat. There's a Hershey's Syrup tube on the top-right of the shot, goddamnit.

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-3 # HeathLedgersghost 2012-12-18 03:29

I guess it's supposed to be looking yummy but it's disgusting.

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+8 # Christian Bale 2012-12-18 09:14

Quoting HeathLedgersghost:

I guess it's supposed to be looking yummy but it's disgusting.

Where ya been bro? Don't even call me no more?

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+9 # KneebarBuffet 2012-12-17 17:15

sexy is as sexy does.

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+9 # Falamanoo 2012-12-17 18:09

Ram that shitpile into your exploding after-the-event arsehole. I would rather eat raw sewage.

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+5 # Raw Sewage 2012-12-18 11:48

Come at me bro!!

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-3 # ATRAIN 2012-12-17 18:46

Damn, really shouldnt have watch this with the munchies

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+5 # Cheeto 2012-12-18 11:50

What's your problem man?

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+6 # Dorito 2012-12-18 11:51

What the hell !

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+4 # Pretzel 2012-12-18 11:51

Common Cheeto and Dorito..We are not wanted here

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+18 # Krakatau 2012-12-17 19:48

Look, I am pretty baked, starving, and I still wouldn't fuck with that. Just reading the ingredient list gave me heartburn. Surprised he didn't throw M&M's on that shit fest.

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-4 # ATRAIN 2012-12-17 20:41

I would, i'd tear that shit up deep!

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+6 # waffled danger 2012-12-18 08:01

ill tear u up deep

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+10 # Gin Rummy 2012-12-17 21:09

I got a clogged artery just from watching this.

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+2 # AkuraIchiban 2012-12-18 07:11

Again! WTF is up with the Doritos in a sandwich? 'Murican thing?

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+6 # Poutine 2012-12-18 07:51

This sandwich has nothing on me

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+5 # Badapple11 2012-12-18 07:55

So annoying when the sandwich artist puts the ingredients in the crease of the sandwich...sona betch, lay it on the flat part!!!

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0 # KennyNeverDies 2012-12-18 09:39

I wonder what Ronda's sandwich would be like. I hate mayonnaise so I would order one without mayonnaise but if it had some on it I would still eat it. It would feel so good.

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+1 # KennyNeverDies 2012-12-18 09:44

One time in an interview ronda said she liked apple pie ala-mode. I don't know what that means but it sounds good. If she had a pie named after her then I could say I ate Ronda's pie.

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+2 # sliced cheeaz 2012-12-18 10:10

Roy Nelson wouldn't even eat that shit!

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-1 # Beer 2012-12-18 12:19

Bet he doesn't drink beer either

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-2 # Macho Man 2012-12-18 12:29

id eat it. and so would he. and so would u .. pal

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+4 # Sambro 2012-12-18 10:56

This guys was traned by GayZ's Mom

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0 # Adam Karola 2012-12-19 16:21

This guy is not subway material, let alone taco bell material.

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