Imagine attempting to create a sandwich that packs the power of Roy Nelson's fists into a delicious and extremely unhealthy meal. Now stop formulating that sandwich in your mind and look down a few inches (depending on the size of your viewing device, it's all relative) and realize that whatever you created with your brain has been thrown out the window. Someone already made a deli sandwich in honor of Roy Nelson, and it's the Epic Deli guy who made that crazy Cung Le sandwich.
The Big Country has pulled pork, black forest ham, bacon, pepperoni, avocado mayo, habanero nacho cheese and Doritos laid out over a toasted sub. Your arteries got clogged just by reading that ingredients list. Except for the avocados, those are nature's mayonnaise, and avocados are a good source of fiber, potassium, and vitamins C, and B6. Did you know half an avocado has 160 calories, 15 grams of heart-healthy unsaturated fat, and only 2 grams saturated fat. They're great.
Simply said: Avocados are ****ing delicious. Just put some salt and pepper on 'em.
This sandwich, though. This sandwich will knock out more men than a combo-throwing Roy Nelson. I wonder how many fleeing ingredients out the back of the sandwich would get in Roy's beard, and how does one liberate those escaping and delicious morsels from facial hair while still remaining edible?