Ross Pearson has enough ink on his arms to illustrate a small children's coloring book. That's all I have for you tonight. One single joke placed in the front of a brief article so that you won't have to read the rest of the words. I would like to thank my parents for not drowning me in a bath tub when I was young. I would also like to thank my philosophy teacher at the University of Arizona for giving me an A in the class just because I asked. That really helped out my GPA that year. Last but not least, I would like to thank my Samsung television for providing me with UFC on FX so I could see Ross Pearson use arcane magic and levitate George Sotiropoulos and then drop him on the mat, knocking him out in the process. Look, there's even a .gif of the incredible stunt thanks to Jar of Flies from the UG.

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0 # Wilbur54 2012-12-14 20:57

I always wondered why you made fun of ASU and often referenced UofA...I get it now. Sorry for being a little slow, but Beardown! I also attended UofA, class of 2005!

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+5 # karatekyle 2012-12-14 22:07

damn that ring girl is hot

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+10 # yonner 2012-12-14 22:32

Ozzie Ozzie Ozzie, fly fly fly, lol.

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+17 # Shang Tsung 2012-12-14 22:54

His body appeared to be levitating because his soul had trouble detaching as it was leaving

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+9 # Turd Ferguson 2012-12-15 00:07

Sotiropoulus got goofed in the first round. His legs went insane.

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-9 # Sambro 2012-12-15 07:22

Early stoppage bitches!

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