Someone once told me every 'coming of age' teen movie could abruptly come to an end if Hector Lombard demanded it. Following that logic, one can only come to the conclusion that Hector Lombard is a fan of movies like Almost Famous, The Outsiders and Stand By Me. Just imagine that -- Hector Lombard snuggled comfortably in the corner of his sofa while he has a box of Snackwell Devil's Food Cake cookies to fuel him through a weekend marathon of 'My So Called Life.' I'm sure Paul Harris can appreciate the dedication it takes to watch Claire Danes act in an overly dramatic high school setting, so that's probably why he signed the contract to fight Hector Lombard at tonight's TUF Smashes Finale.

The word 'stout' was invented for a night like tonight. Hector Lombard vs. Rousimar Paulhares -- the torque over 400 hydrogen bombs compressed in two individuals that are well under six-feet tall. It's a biological achievement that could only be rewarded in one person detonating energy on another person in an exuberant fashion. At 3:38 in the first round, we witnessed the result of this equation -- and now it has been forever immortalized in a perpetual .gif. Enjoy and props to Hector Lombard on his first UFC win.

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+18 # dota 2 2012-12-14 19:31

shangooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

munoz bisping weidman!! better watch out guys he is gonna kill you all.

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+16 # shogunofpride 2012-12-14 19:53

Bisping's gonna get a NEW gif phenom from Lombard...

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+26 # This is related 2012-12-14 20:29

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+19 # synthsis 2012-12-14 19:33

insert sad face. always a bummer when toquinho gets dropped.

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+4 # shogunofpride 2012-12-14 19:54

was actually hoping he'd just grab a leg tore it from hector and eat it on the way back to brazil..

I like the guy, too bad hector's bomb exploded first.

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+16 # Lefthea D. Kick 2012-12-14 19:33

Man. Paul Harris looked like a stump when Lombard was done with him.

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+9 # Fatty_Sam86 2012-12-14 19:36

Paul Harris looked scaaaaared during the introductions.

But... I'm glad Lombard actually lived up a lil to his hype.

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-12 # CharlatansUnited 2012-12-14 19:57

FUCK YEAH!!!
Eat my ass haters!!

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+10 # Ryu 2012-12-14 20:19

What? Who are you and who are these haters your imagining? O_O

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-11 # CharlatansUnited 2012-12-14 21:03

Better recognize bitch!!!

Lombard haters ya fuck

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+9 # dime 2012-12-15 06:49

lombard would be embarrassed having a retard like u as a fan. run a long now wackjob

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+10 # NoHomo 2012-12-14 21:30

you were right all along. i'll take one for the team

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+3 # EmThai 2012-12-14 20:12

Paul Harris LMAO! I'd never heard that nickname.

Lombard did impress me. He looked back to his old Bellator self. He's a dangerous dude. I'd love to see Bisping Hendo'd again.

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+3 # meh 2012-12-15 01:41

I can't front, the first time I heard that nick name I lmao for minutes. Who Is Omar Paul Harris and Chocolate Al are epic.

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0 # BJORN REBNEY 2012-12-14 20:14

champ 2013 you next bisping

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+1 # scurred mushrooms 2012-12-14 20:21

ouuu das vicous

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-1 # NotPaulHarris 2012-12-14 21:15

Looking forward to Shango moving up the UFC

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-4 # DrugTaco 2012-12-14 21:29

Who Is Omar Paul Harris? Done.

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+14 # Joseph Silva 2012-12-14 21:34

BOESTCH REMATCH!!! Boestch still derserves a beatdown for the first fight.

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+1 # karatekyle 2012-12-14 22:06

is it just me or was the Aussie ring girl one of the hottest they have had

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+2 # GrimsGrind 2012-12-15 06:44

ew it was just you homie lol she was buttfaced

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+2 # AlphaBrain 2012-12-15 03:09

Lombard KOed a glass-chin Parhales and all of a sudden he's gonna kill everybody one by one in the MW divisson. Be real people, hiss striking is not even any good, he just throws everything he's got with every shot if he lands he knoks ppl out if not he gasses out. And again he ducked Mamed Khalidov all day long last year and a half.

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-2 # GrimsGrind 2012-12-15 06:46

Uhm...You'll more than likely gonna feel really intelligent after Lombard KOs Bisping,Stann,W anderlei,Cung,O kami,Belcher... .You honestly see any of them giving him trouble? Anderson and Vitor are the only ones that will take him out....Vitor and Lombard is the inevitable #1 MW contender fight for this year...Nuff said.

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+1 # AlphaBrain 2012-12-15 14:04

Well giving the fact that Boetsch took the deccison victory over him yeah i think Bisping, Weidman, Belcher would beat him. Lombard is hyped as fu*k, seriously name one top 10 MW that Lombard beaten. Lombard's modus operandi is to get in the cage and knock his opponent the fu*k out in the 1 rd. If he doesn't, he's in trouble cuz he's got no gas for 3rd of throwing those KO punches (which btw are not very technicall)

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+5 # tetsuhana 2012-12-15 06:23

Sad to see this Paul Yarris guy lose in his debut. Maybe the should match Hector up with Paul Harris next.

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+10 # GrimsGrind 2012-12-15 06:48

Paul Harris vs. loser of Okami/Belcher or loser of Stann/Wanderlei and Lombard vs. winner of Belfort/Bisping . and if those exact matchups don't happen wtf is joe silva thinking

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+2 # WTFZMann 2012-12-15 14:13

Last I checked Vitor was going to punch Bisping oblivious. So perhaps Lombard vs Belfort is a more likely outcome?

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