Ben Henderson fought five rounds against Nate Diaz with a toothpick in his mouth: Baller, Buster -- or incredibly strange. MiddleEasy's Bauzen screencapped this image and noticed what Joe Rogan suspected at the end of UFC on FOX's main event: Ben Henderson really did fight with a toothpick in his mouth! My god the danger! The dude fought with a pointy wooden object floating around his tongue that could have easily been lodged deep inside throat.

Or at least that's what she said.

Let that be a lesson for all of you soccer moms that tell your kids not to chew on toothpicks. The UFC lightweight champion did and he emerged from a brutal five-round title fight without a scratch.

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-30 # jimmy 2012-12-08 20:01

wtf? benson really did pull a toothpick out of his ass, i mean mouth !

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+4 # Sambro 2012-12-09 13:59

Now Hendrick is gonna fight with dip in.

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+68 # Bauzen 2012-12-08 20:01

Toothpicks are the new middle finger.

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-77 # smokeweederday 2012-12-08 20:03

He needed a resemblance to a penis in his mouth. Thats the only way he can get the whole experience..

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+65 # SemperFidelis 2012-12-08 20:06

you really that much of a nuthugger? you know nate got knocked on his ass twice right? not counting the leg kicks

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+112 # jimbospice 2012-12-08 22:03

if you think a toothpick resembles a penis...i feel bad for your girlfriend

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+1 # OverHandRight 2012-12-09 10:13

HAHAHAHAHA! Quality.

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+6 # AWARD NOMINATION 2012-12-09 11:47

Quoting jimbospice:

if you think a toothpick resembles a penis...i feel bad for your girlfriend

comment of the year nomination

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-10 # PRICE boy13 2012-12-08 20:05

Everybody knows the longer you keep it in your mouth the softer it gets...i mean..uhhhh you know what...this dude is crazy

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+6 # NoHomo 2012-12-08 20:20

Not true, is what I was told

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+40 # onceandonlyonce 2012-12-08 20:10

that's a thing he got from christ, and it strengthens him. did you not listen to the post-fight benediction?

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+43 # TDM 2012-12-08 20:12

I don't know if any commission is gonna be OK with that.

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-22 # UFC Fan 2012-12-08 20:22

Benson should be stripped of that victory to no contest and stripped of the belt. Toothpicks are expressly forbidden

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-4 # #hashtag 2012-12-08 22:00

YEAH!... SERIOUSLY!!!!!! !!!! and and and then, they give his belt to NATE!!!... Cuz Nate would've won that shit easy if Bendo had just given up the toothpick and just stand and boxed with him.... and and then and then, they should strip GSP of his belt because he wears a suit like Benson, which is totes for f a g s and then... then they should give GSP's belt to Nick! because The 209 RULLLLLEZZZZZZZ OKAY?

1, 2 & 5 !4EVRRRRRRRRR!! !!!

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-10 # UFC Fan 2012-12-08 23:27

Nate Diaz won round 1 2 and 5.

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+2 # Frothy Santorum 2012-12-10 08:34

I see what you did there, I approve.

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+35 # WastedTalent 2012-12-08 20:25

I'm wondering what the commissions are gonna do. Ben didn't choke on it or poke Nate in the eye with it. I saw Ben pick something out of his mouth and throw it away before the fight. Did his corner slip him a fresh toothpick? Was it mint flavored? Is that a performance enhancer?...I'm six beers deep and feeling good.

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+15 # TDM 2012-12-08 20:27

I think it's just the concept that he's done it. Can't have long fingernails even if you didn't poke anyone in the eye or scratch anyone. I guess I don't really have a problem with it, but I want to see what happens.

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+7 # TDM 2012-12-08 20:44

According to Zombie Prophet's video he had it in his mouth at the end of round 3. www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkJScJaU4mM&sns=tw

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-1 # rippie74 2012-12-09 09:56

Quoting TDM:

I don't know if any commission is gonna be OK with that.

I wouldn't be suprised if they handed him a fine for that. These commissions lately have been known for some crazy shit.

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-1 # twatstain 2012-12-09 23:14

Quoting rippie74:

Quoting TDM:

I don't know if any commission is gonna be OK with that.

I wouldn't be suprised if they handed him a fine for that. These commissions lately have been known for some crazy shit.

he should be fined, it's dangerous for him and his opponent - so in no way is it 'crazy shit'. however the commission are retarded so will probably release a statement saying they've tested the toothpick and found marijuana metabolites that assisted bendo's domination of nate.

simply put he should be fined, but nothing more.

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+25 # Ryu 2012-12-08 20:18

I got to say baller on that. I feel like it is a "keep my jaw clenched" thing, but probably also a little craziness.

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+47 # Just Sayin 2012-12-08 20:25

Every time an opponent gets him in a guillotine choke, he slides the toothpick out his mouth and tickles them til they let go. That's why he is good good at getting out of chokes

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+25 # Victor Conte 2012-12-08 21:10

Toothpicks = PED

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+17 # meh 2012-12-08 22:04

IT WAS GOD...



















that enabled Bendo to not swallow his toothpick and choke to death during a 5 round title fight

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+8 # UFC Fan 2012-12-08 23:30

Ben Henderson threatened God he was gonna swallow the toothpick and choke to death on it unless God gave him the decision win. God loves Ben.

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-27 # Shoemosher 2012-12-08 22:25

Are you all retarded? He didn't fight with a toothpick in his mouth. Christ, people on this site are gullible mouthbreathers.

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+26 # seanald 2012-12-08 23:37

Chael Sonnen once fought a whole 5 rounds with a Louisville slugger in his mouth, tell Bendo to grow a pair and fight like the true lightweight champion of the world... Chael P Sonnen.

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+7 # dada 2012-12-08 23:51

i think i remember an old interview where he says he likes training with it cause it makes him focus more when he has it, makes him less susceptible to mistakes

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-4 # wokkwo 2012-12-09 02:44

Disqualificatio n.

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+6 # jc 2012-12-09 03:17

this is boss!!!!! end of story

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+6 # AlphaBrain 2012-12-09 03:35

Benson Henderson just proved to the world what a complete idiot he is. Good thing Diaz didn't fight with a pipe in his mouth

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+1 # GrimsGrind 2012-12-09 05:36

I noticed it at the end of the 5th, they stood up from a scramble and he had it in, he didnt have time to go to his corner, so he had it in at least the 5th round...prolly put it in the 4th/5th corner... crazy as fux

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+10 # H 2012-12-09 05:43

anyone else notice how Ben said you only have a really short time with loved ones despite him believing in an eternity in heaven with them?

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+2 # CharlatansUnited 2012-12-09 10:31

silly christians!!
Let it go man...let it go...

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-6 # fuckandersonsilva 2012-12-09 08:08

such. a. toolbag!

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+12 # Magic Wand 2012-12-09 11:18

Should've pulled a Razor Ramon and flicked it in Nate's face when prompted to touch gloves. He already has the hair.

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+4 # CockLesnar 2012-12-09 12:21

Haha nice. One more..... For the bad guys

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0 # jt33 2012-12-09 11:44

while this is crazy(dumb?)..c an someoem post a gif or a picture of abel trujillo putting marcus levesseur in the dragon sleeper

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+1 # Adi 2012-12-09 15:49

Yeah I was marking out at the dragon sleeper.

Abel could have put Marcus in the figure-4 leg lock if he wanted. LeVessur is TERRIBLE

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-2 # Ron White 2012-12-09 11:48

You can't fix stupid.

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0 # bonghitbeast!!!!!!!! 2012-12-09 17:37

nick looked different in this fight

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0 # TheTruth 2012-12-09 18:34

ODBs illegitimate son

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-1 # bendover 2012-12-10 01:57

It is one of the nails that christ was put onto the cross with...

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0 # Gaywad 2012-12-13 21:17

I'd gladly let him put his toothpick in my mouth

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