This is your classic conundrum: I'm a hermit who stays indoors at almost all times in order to watch men check their weight and then fight each other. I really never go out. I hiss at the sun. But, I promised my family that I would go to a nice microbrewery as a holiday get together. Foolish of me. Foolish. I double booked my brain, and now there is only one conclusion to come to:
UFC on FOX 5 > family.
I'm sorry, relatives. It's true. This card is going to deliver, and if it doesn't, then I'm willing to say I'm wrong and that I should've stayed at the quaint little microbrewery. But I'm willing to take the chance. I can't miss this card. Not after this staredown.