Once a week, I shave my head in the shower. If you add up all the money I’ve saved on haircuts in the past six years, it’s probably more than enough to buy enough potato chips and imported beer for everyone coming over to watch UFC on FOX at my apartment tonight. Unfortunately, despite saving all that loot, I’m still broke and told everyone to bring their own snacks. I’ll probably continue shaving my head regularly to be a better host next time. After all, it’s better being venerable and having a bunch of friends gang up on me, hold me down, and mess up an expensive haircut. That’s not to suggest Pat Barry’s hair was exotic in any way. Last we checked, he was growing it out until he submitted someone in the octagon. Unfortunately for Pat, he’s going to have to start over now.