Technically, the only way Alistair Overeem can be Fabricio Werdum's son is if Werdum's reproductive organs had the ability to procreate at the tender age of three. Since modern science hasn't found an anomaly of this nature, I can only assume that Werdum calling Overeem his 'son' during last year's Strikeforce Heavyweight Grand-Prix is completely false. However, to fully evaluate his claims, a paternity test is required. Don't worry, I've already scheduled a DNA test later tonight from Vai Cavalo. It's only right -- and by no means am I calling Fabricio Werdum a liar, but his claim seemed pretty extraordinary.
'Son' was Werdum's operative insult for Alistair Overeem back in 2011. Now that we're on the verge of 2013 (or the end of the world), Werdum has invented even more insults for The Reem. This time he stated that Overeem has a 'chicken heart' and that he ingests 'special juice' in this CagedInsider video below.