'The Multiverse surfing sabre toothed river dolphin' is Matt Horwich's full MMA nickname. If illustrated on paper, it would look something like this -- just without legs and a giant glass bong behind it. Horwich is MiddleEasy's favorite trans-dimensional surveyor of reality in MMA, possibly even the world. His observations about our universe are so unique that we rush to document as much Horwich as possible on the site. Heck, we even sponsored the 10th Planet fighter on Shark Fights last year. He represents Hollywood, CA to the fullest so when he brings his swag over to Poland for KSW 21, Eastern Europeans may not be able to fully comprehend it. It's cool, Horwich. We know why you brought maracas to Poland. It's obvious that you need help with the flow of your subatomic particles. I mean, why else would you do it? Check out this MMANews.pl interview below.

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+14 # poopingpoop 2012-11-29 16:01

I want him on joes podcast

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+9 # blake 2012-11-29 16:21

I want him in the UFC already

WAR HORWICH

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+6 # Hairy Potter 2012-11-29 18:50

At first, when he was shadow boxing with the maracas, I was starting to feel sorry for the guy...
Then, he pretty much talked about a million awesome things in what, three minutes? Eleven dimension theory, respecting and protecting all forms of life, X-Men and weapon X, I'm blown away!
I didn't know Horwich, gonna be rooting for him!

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-4 # e.ronda 2012-11-29 19:23

Jesus Christ, every time I see a picture of Matt Horwich I'm shocked at how old he looks. Dude looks like he's got more miles on him than Big Nog.

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+6 # pooppooppoop 2012-11-29 20:51

go fight 49 mma fights and get punched in the head for 10 years and lets see how you look you dork!

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+2 # e.ronda 2012-11-30 13:26

I didn't mean it like that; I wasn't insulting him. Just surprised how quickly that shit catches up to some people versus others. Jeremy Horn looks fine.

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+1 # MEOW2 2012-11-29 21:37

lol his beard is legendary

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+4 # That MMA Guy 2012-11-29 21:55

This guy is simply brilliant. I don't care if he's in UFC or ONE FC or wherever. This guy is gold

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+2 # Guy Mansterson 2012-11-30 08:04

I'm pretty sure the second song he was shaking was "Poison" by Bel Biv Devoe

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+6 # wrestle_fuck 2012-11-30 11:17

This dude came to my gym once. He carried all his gear in a blue trash bag. The MMA gym hobo GOAT.

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0 # fuckandersonsilva 2012-11-30 11:40

lol, this guy rules. way better than andersonsilva imo

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0 # Hobo Pete 2012-12-01 19:35

We miss you down at the jack-shack, Matt.

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