The only thing we know about this guy is that he’s a New York Giants fan and that he’s probably going to be the UFC heavyweight champion in 2014.  At least that’s what we gathered from the title of his video on YouTube.  Remember that time your favorite teacher told you that you could achieve anything if you put your mind to it?  This guy had a similar experience, except he understood it as sniffing as much glue as possible and cutting a video immediately thereafter.  We don’t know if he’s trolling, only that he exists, and we have to share his message to Dana White and the UFC heavyweight division to the world.  Please enjoy this video responsibly, and if you see him at the Meadowlands at some point this season, please be careful not to get too close for your own safety.

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+12 # TDM 2012-11-28 15:44

We know form his YouTube channel that he goes by the name of shoenice and ingests a variety of absurd things on camera for our entertainment. If you haven't seen his stuff, it's wild and you'll get stuck watching like 10 videos when you only intended to watch 1.

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+31 # G-Man 2012-11-28 15:45

This guy means business. My guess is he makes his octagon debut at summerslam.

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+21 # Shoenice 2012-11-28 15:46

I have brain damage.

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+13 # TDM 2012-11-28 15:48

Of course you do, you swallowed entire bottles of vodka on camera in one go. That damage is permanent.

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+7 # sparko 2012-11-28 18:04

that dude is an attention whore and very un funny if you are over the age of 14. i sincerely hope he chokes on a dorito while watching his shitty team play football.

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+3 # H 2012-11-28 16:02

his better videos are on his other channel where he drives around high while shouting at strangers

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0 # Bauzen 2012-11-29 10:34

Just watched some of those. This dude is special.

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+13 # PaulReisersGhost 2012-11-28 16:21

Is he taking a shit?

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+9 # vagina inspector 2012-11-28 17:16

This is what a motivated buentello looks like.

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+1 # Snapperhead 2012-11-28 17:39

Hide your kids, hide your wife. This guy is coming after everybody.

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-1 # randomdude 2012-11-28 17:48

Yo can any1 give me the lowdown on that Jenny Friedman chick? I saw she posted on the youtube comments and everything ufc she's posting shit, she seems crazy but somehow gets backstage shit and meets the fighters and whatnot

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+1 # bayzel22 2012-11-29 16:47

She is a UFC groupie. Not a very bright gal.

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+4 # sparko 2012-11-28 17:59

slow news day?

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+5 # fedro 2012-11-28 18:09

Bath Salts....Not even once.

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+1 # sneakAchoke 2012-11-28 18:34

I'll call you when there is a steroid for funny.

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+2 # Fedro Rizzo 2012-11-28 18:39

i watched for 5 seconds. I want those 5 seconds back.

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0 # blake 2012-11-28 19:34

bathsalts nigga.. bathsalts..

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+14 # Molestron3000 2012-11-28 20:40

It's just Shoenice. He eats glue people, he's not exactly all there.

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0 # Hermes 2012-11-29 04:21

Take notes kiddies: this is what happens to you when you slam whole bottles of various types of liquor (what this guy is known for;refer to his other vids).

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+3 # Cheebo 2012-11-29 06:08

Damian Demento was the best.

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+1 # fungi 2012-11-29 06:11

I do the same thing when I'm constipated...

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+3 # Diddy Fiddler 2012-11-29 06:49

New breed.

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0 # Tim TT 2012-11-29 09:32

Was this supposed to be funny?

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0 # rippie74 2012-11-29 09:33

You guys do realize that he's doing all this from his toilet, right?

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0 # ispitzhotfire 2012-11-29 10:49

He reminds me of the dude from the movie Little Monsters.

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0 # bayzel22 2012-11-29 16:58

I just watched some of his other vids, wtf is wrong with this guy? Does this shit for youtube views!?

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0 # AkhHorus 2012-11-29 21:52

Come on. That's the Ultimate Warrior without makeup!

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0 # ShaelConnen 2012-11-30 15:06

Is he on the toilet?

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