Jose Aldo should conclude almost every act with jumping into a crowd and celebrating. When Jose completes a training session his partners should hoist him upon their shoulders and he should smile brightly while shaking his arms in the air victoriously. After a particularly delicious breakfast, Jose could run out of his house and into the nearest crowd, happy and fulfilled. They will pat him on the back and shout 'delicioso café da manhã!' and it will be glorious. No matter where Jose goes, praise, affirmation of his skills and wandering hands all over his body will be the center of attention. His walkout song should be Celebration, and Jose Aldo would jump into a crowd just for deciding his next walkout song is Celebration. Eventually, Jose Aldo will jump into a crowd to celebrate jumping into a crowd, and his fighting career will suffer because all he does all day is celebrate in crowds. It will consume his life, this crowd celebration ouroboros.

Props to Karyn Bryant for learning Portuguese and bringing her interviewing skills to the next level. Now watch this interview and learn information about his motor accident that put him on the shelf, moving to lightweight and his thoughts on Frankie Edgar getting a title shot faster than Kenny Florian in a new weight class. At the end of the video, find a crowd and celebrate.

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+5 # Hairy Potter 2012-11-28 18:15

Terrible translator. Dude asked Aldo to repeat himself countless times, and even so got the translations wrong.
In the 5:40 mark, he forgets what Jose said, ask him to repeat himself, and translates "twice I had to hold in the cage"?! WTF

What Aldo really said: "After that (after he holded the cage) he picked me up two or three times, and nothing happened."

What he tried to say was that even tough Mendes lifted him up two or three times after he holded the cage, he did not finish the takedowns, so that time would've been no different.

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+2 # but 2012-11-29 08:19

I admire the shit out of Karyn that she is trying and progressing with Portuguese. Hope she'll get to a level soon where she won't need such terrible translators. She seems to be taken this seriously. I bet it's not just rosetta stone anymore.

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0 # Hairy Potter 2012-11-29 19:55

I totally agree... And she's doing great, we might see this happen pretty soon!

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0 # gorillaj 2012-11-28 22:48

Aldo is nasty, wish I spoke Portuguese..

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-5 # Sours420 2012-11-28 23:49

Maybe aldo will have to take a really rough shit before the fight and have to pull out.

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0 # niggafromparis 2012-11-29 08:23

this is almost to annoying to watch.

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