I have a friend that I call 'Stun Gun Kim' solely because he's Korean and his last name is Kim. Granted, it's a pretty stereotypical thing for me to do. The Stun Gun Kim I know was actually on the opposite end of a stun gun when he climbed behind a DJ booth in New Jersey, knocked the vinyl off the turntable and told the DJ to 'play more Wu-Tang.' He ended up scrapping with a few bouncers outside just before being subdued by 4,500,000 volts of electricity. None of that is made up. The first time I met him, we ended up shoeless in a car on the side of the highway near Mexico. He lurks on MiddleEasy, so I'm almost certain he will be able to validate all these claims. Kim also advocates inpatient drug rehab.

There's also another Stun Gun Kim. One that has a 16-2-1 record in the UFC. In a recent interview with Korea's MFight, Kim stated that he estimates 90% of all fighters in the UFC use performance enhancers.

While a lot of people believe doping tests work, just like a breathalyzer test you can get away with it by just controlling timing. Most of the steroids user just cycle and get by the tests. It’s almost like other athletes look down on you as an idiot if you don’t do steroids. It's like non-users are bicyclists while steroid users are racing with motorcycles. But I am one of those “idiots” that don’t use performance enhancers. I would say 90% of UFC fighters use performance enhancers.

That's 9 out of 10 fighters are juiced up on PEDs. Based on Kim's estimation, there's a damn good chance even your favorite fighter is on performance enhancing drugs. Another word for 'performance enhancing drugs' for MMA fans is a 12-pack of Bud Light and an overinflated sense of self-worth.

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+18 # YumYumKim 2012-11-26 06:57

is the shit!

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-6 # Girth Brooks 2012-11-26 14:10

I will always get blood flow to my muffin like member when I recall how bad Kim raped-scrawny little less douchier version of diaz- I'm sure his violated rectum knew he just couldn't compete with welterweights ne more. At least he had his big brothers marathon tongue for consolation. Rimming with vaseline brought the butt-hurt down some, and like a good lil brother he returned the favor when Carlos whooped big brow into retirement/baby quitting. "Big Bro, u acted so tough when u kept getting kicked in the face, how did you lose? Isn't this a toughman contest?"

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+22 # whatwhat 2012-11-26 07:38

It seems like every fighter in the UFC thinks everyone else is on PEDs except for them. It's becoming mathematically impossible for this to be true.

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+28 # Jaji 2012-11-26 07:44

When you use MMAth, anything is possible.

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+2 # Just Sayin 2012-11-26 08:04

Mike Pyle is ranked 3 WW over his 10 yer old win over Jon Fitch

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+3 # Just Sayin 2012-11-26 08:25

Also, fedor beat Aron's and big nog who both beat Dan hendo so 2 -1 that lost cancels out.

Fedor beat arlosk and big nog who beat werdum so...


Fedors only true lost is to bigfoot who absolutely sucks so Fedors whole career was still a sham all along

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+6 # CanadianHour4 2012-11-26 09:04

stun gun's the man. I hope his numbers are off but I believe his estimate

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-1 # KennyNuncaMuere 2012-11-26 10:44

A lot of fighters are juicing but Ronda is clean. I have faith in her. She's a naturally gifted lifelong athlete who ripped the arms off of her Hulk Hogan wrestling buddy when she was 5, sent a guy to the emergency room when she slammed his head on the concrete when she was in sixth grade, made the jr Olympic Swim Team when she was 12 & was the youngest judoka in the 2004 Olympics at 17. So she didn't get athletic suddenly. It's been a long grind & years of dedication, struggle & perseverance.

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Listen, Ronda grew up in front
of us. When Ronda was a kid we used to yell at
her and tell her to suck her lip back in and start
doing the techniques. She trained with animals
like us and that's why she went and became a
world champion in judo. Ronda is like my little
sister man. I've known her for over 15 years.
She's doing great and she's an animal. I put my
money on her.

Quote from Karo Parisyan

Ronda is as physically fit as she is because she trains like a beast. She has a restlessness inside her, a desire & passion that can't be extinguished.

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+5 # KennysPenis 2012-11-26 11:09

Ronda already has more natural testosterone than the reem in one nut sack

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0 # Mr. Taser 2012-11-26 11:07

I think the problem with the Stun Gun is he overtrains. He has stated that he thinks he doesn't produce enough hormones/his body type is weaker than others. As he overtrains, he does not recover properly and has accidents like his fight with damian maia. He also is a little cocky with his grappling. I hope he sees his weaknesses and does well, i am still a fan.

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+8 # KennyNuncaMuere 2012-11-26 11:50

Sometimes I feel like that but I don't know. I've always felt like I'm not as masculine as the average male but I think it's more in my head. I could dunk when I as around 13. But I was hesitant to play sports most of the time although I did like to play but I just shied away from having to socialize with people. I always worried if people liked me or not or if they'd want me to play with them. I was never a good dribbler. My defense was ok though. I kind of have problems with my genitals now because I sometimes I hurt myself when I masturbate. I won't get into the detail but I think in part it was because I'm frustrated with my life and I hate myself so I feel like I deserve it. I don't know if my testosterone production has been affected or not because of my injuries but I was supposed to get checked out but I never went back because they said I would have to put down at least a partial payment. But I didn't have that kind of money & the bleeding stopped on it's own so I think maybe it was just bruised or something. I kind of don't want to have children because I don't think I would be a good father. I wouldn't want them to be like me. I don't have a permanent residence either so I couldn't really take care of them. I don't really feel like I'm a man as far as achieving a rites of passage. Like, I don't feel mature. I feel the same as I did when I was younger. My social skills & mannerisms are just about the same too. It feels like I missed out on something.

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+5 # Cheebo 2012-11-26 12:36

You disgust me KennyNuncaMuere .

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+9 # Sambro 2012-11-26 13:08

Zeus if you ban Kenny's IP Address, I'll stop trolling the site.

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+4 # TheTruth 2012-11-26 22:40

LOL

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+3 # GirthBrooks 2012-11-26 13:51

Kenny the black Mexican emo guy . What does your father think of you? And are you cursed with chode- like proportions as well as big Girth here?

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-2 # KennyNuncaMuere 2012-11-26 15:07

My dad died from cancer a few years ago. We never lived together. My oldest brother was kind of like my dad but he was locked up for most of my adolescent years. Next to him my other brother was kind of like my dad but he was only a year older than me but he tried his best to help me fit in with his friends & teach me how to play sports and stuff like that.

My penis is kind of average I guess. I'm not sure exactly what average is though. It's about 5 & 7/8ths inches long and about the thickness of the cardboard cylinder of an empty toilet paper roll.

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+5 # Tank 2012-11-26 11:39

Love Stun Gun but this isn't the first time he's said something "controversial" about how the UFC operates or it's fighters.

Don't be surprised if his contract is cut short.

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+1 # p 2012-11-26 13:55

i actually knew a kid in korea named kim that got me into rap and was a huge wu-tang fan

ofc there's a lot of 'kim's in korea but still. cool story

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+1 # Zeez 2012-11-26 15:19

But the bicyclists are also on steroids, right Lance?

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+2 # CharlatansUnited 2012-11-26 15:59

I remember when the Chael did this then tested positive his very next fight.

Kims probably right though.

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0 # Kentpaul 2012-11-26 17:01

90% i personally would say at least 70% currently use or have used PED's in the UFC

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+1 # rippie74 2012-11-26 18:17

REAL TALK

http://vimeo.com/51662984

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-1 # emp_ebt 2012-11-27 08:21

Quoting rippie74:

REAL TALK

http://vimeo.com/51662984

that guy was talking out of his ass half the time. the guys a fraud. not sayingthey dont.

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+5 # Sherko 2012-11-27 08:35

I also knew this Korean kid. I think he was from Japan or China.
One day he just didn't answer his phone anymore, never understood why.
I think he went back to Vietnam.

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0 # mike williams 2012-11-28 09:41

of course its trum most of them are on the juice and by the way modern mma is a work .

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