Initially I wanted to repeatedly type 'Hahahaha' until it filled two paragraphs and then publish this video below it. Laughter is the only emotion that you can respond with when you see Phoenix Jones drop a racist guy harder than Skrillex drops a beat. That joke is actually from someone in the YouTube comment section, and he/she told it far better than I just did. That was more of a paraphrase of an incredibly funny joke told in a horribly unfunny way. Damn, if I could just go back in time and change that part of the article I surely would. However, it's too late now. You've already read it. What's done is done. Let's just move on.

Phoenix Jones is a real-life super hero incapable of special powers -- aside from placing the stomping on racist clowns in the streets of Seattle. Check out this newly released video published by Phoenix Jones of him trying to subdue an assailant, the cops show up and the guy gets racist with Phoenix, both people agree to a mutual fight -- and then the festivities go down. Enjoy this gem of greatness.

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+26 # juice lee 2012-11-09 15:26

you know he's the brother of mma fighter Caros Fodor I'm going to venture to say they train together a fair amount

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0 # Adi 2012-11-11 09:07

Logical assumption, but they actually hate each other.

http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Ben-Fodor-45446

he had a pretty good amateur record and was 4-0 as a pro before becoming a Superhero.

Pretty badass if you think about it. A Superhero's alter ego usually is something more unassuming. Phoenix Jones' alter ego is (was) being an MMA fighter.

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+15 # pmac 2012-11-09 15:35

Actually Phoenix Jones (Ben Fodor) has a few fights under his belt. Conflicting records can be found, but mostly a handful of amateur wins.

I love the agreeing to mutual combat and then calling for rules and cheap shots.

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+7 # steveo 2012-11-10 05:38

that was the best part
i think dude who took his shirt off was screaming "he called quits, he called quits". you have to love challenging someone over and over, taking some leg kicks, then just straight up telling the guy he quits haha

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+24 # jrmoreau 2012-11-09 15:37

Nice leg kicks. Made the redneck drop his hands and BOOM.

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-8 # ispitzhotfire 2012-11-11 11:48

How is he a redneck? Do you even know what that is? He is just a dumb ass who happens to be white and say "bro" a lot.

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0 # Molestron3000 2012-11-11 15:24

Rednecks wouldn't say bro, but he is a racist meathead and white. So yeah I'd say redneck is pretty close to what he is.

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+20 # bravo 2012-11-09 15:38

does anyone know the specifics on "mutual combat law"?

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+50 # MediocreThreat 2012-11-09 16:16

I'm pretty sure it's to the death.

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+26 # Lefthea D. Kick 2012-11-09 18:51

That is easily the greatest law I have ever heard of.

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+3 # Shiff 2012-11-10 01:05

Word.

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+8 # BigEyeGuy 2012-11-10 03:56

If the opponent looses his footing, then the other party has to stop. So basically K1 rules...

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0 # The Number Muncher 2012-11-12 18:54

Quoting bravo:

does anyone know the specifics on "mutual combat law"?

RCW 9.08.070 Mutual combat.
A person is guilty of a misdemeanor if he engages in or provokes combat with another person or persons upon the streets, walks or other areas of the city open to the public, or upon unauthorized private areas, unless such combat constitutes regularly scheduled and sanctioned sporting events such as boxing, wrestling, or the martial arts, where safety precautions are taken to reduce serious physical injury.

THIS IS NOT LEGAL ADVICE.

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+10 # The Matrix 2012-11-09 15:44

relax..everythi ng is normal.

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+5 # Takanori Gomez 2012-11-09 15:45

Very inspiring.

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+41 # BigEyeGuy 2012-11-09 15:48

Police officer is chiiiiiiiiiiiii iiilllll

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+69 # MixedMonkeyArts 2012-11-09 15:52

I wish they'd have let him knock that second guy out too.

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+28 # Digdug 2012-11-10 09:30

Let him bang bro

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+3 # whatwhat 2012-11-11 13:17

Quoting MixedMonkeyArts:

I wish they'd have let him knock that second guy out too.

That second dude was way more annoying.

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-18 # Big Mac 2012-11-09 15:52

I think we need a few more people in there with cameras. I mean, what if this didn't make it to youtube without your handywork? I mean, no one's filming a real-life superhero fighting some random Seattle brobillies.

Seriously, Amerika, put down your fucking phones and take it in. Enjoy it. Let some other asshole film the superhero/billi e fight.

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-13 # scott whitt 2012-11-09 16:15

Ooh, him spelled America with a K. You must be the president of the Rage Against The Machine fanclub. You realize you just watched a cell phone video and then complained against them? What would Zack and Mumia think?

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-25 # Big Mac 2012-11-09 16:00

Oh, also -- good job officer, I'm sure you'll have your job come Monday morning. Way to let stupid hillbillies have a say in the matter. Didn't we learn anything from KFC, Roe v. Wade, Emmett Till, Hulk Hogan and Dog the Bounty Hunter -- Hillbillies have no logic. They're void of reason. So when some dumb fucking hick in Seattle says he wants to fight, you, as the officer in charge has the obligation to say, "No, dummy. You can't fight. This is a city street and there could be old ladies around. Stop being pieces of shit and take your bitch-ass home, before I go all Seattle WTO '99 on your fucking ass, hoe." In short, do your fucking job.

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+35 # MediocreThreat 2012-11-09 16:18

This is obviously near and dear to your heart. Is your name Orange Shirt?

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+29 # NokkonWud 2012-11-09 16:16

I love how it was called a "Cheapshot".

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-3 # steveob 2012-11-10 05:40

i think it was because Orange Shirt told him he quit, then got KOd

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-21 # Nazty11 2012-11-09 16:20

Phoenix Jones... sounds like a douche troll.. Jon Jones.. douche troll.. coincidence?

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+16 # Master Chief 2012-11-10 01:07

shut the fuck up

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+14 # aint.that.a.kick.in.the.head 2012-11-09 16:20

Im pretty sure sure this Phoenix Jones escalates situations worse than they need to be.

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+9 # Einsteins Wardrobe 2012-11-09 16:41

It's nice to deliver justice in the streets dudes, but did you realize you were dressed like a 4th grade class Halloween party? That's not man shit. Nice leg kicks though.

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+23 # Fuuufleece 2012-11-09 23:02

How else is a highly athletic and UFC-traned black man supposed to troll drunk white people into legally allowing him to kick their asses other than by dressing like a nerd or mental patient? God Bless WA, God Bless America.

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-11 # Big Mac 2012-11-09 16:54

No, no, let me reiterate; I'm all for hillbillies getting KO'd. And actually, I wasn't even aware of Washington's law on mutual combat. Me thinks I have to re-examine the situation.... could just be one big batch of awesome.

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+2 # mmaking 2012-11-09 17:00

bully , fight anderson silva

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+22 # roflplata 2012-11-09 17:27

"DO I, DO LET YOU BANG BRO..." -AWESOME COP

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+28 # cack 2012-11-09 17:38

I watched this guy on National Geographic last night, on an episode of taboo. Mind you i was high as shit and laughing hysterically at the expense of him and his masked mates. until he pulled off his mask, i saw the cauliflower ear and went "hmm" but it wasnt until his 8 inch flat top popped out of his rubber mask that i screamed"THIS GUY IS NOT TO BE FUCKED WITH!"

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+22 # YoshinoyaKid 2012-11-09 17:57

I concur... if you're drunk, and acting stupid, do not fight someone that has cauliflower ears. 99% of the time you will get rocked. "Let me bang bro!"

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-8 # maxx 2012-11-09 18:34

wtf kind of cops are these....way too chill

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+7 # Lizard Lips 2012-11-10 08:11

OK, this is fucked up, how many people on here are complaining about chill cops? In a perfect world you'd be all like, "mmm, there's not enough disease and warfare for my taste." We should be celebrating the discovery of a reasonable cop!

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+7 # Bazoombaslurper 2012-11-09 19:10

I would pay 5 bucks to see the PPV of PHOENIX JONES beating the crap out of captain 'bitchbro'. That guy was soooper annoying.

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-2 # MikeHavok 2012-11-09 19:14

no1 got knocked out, got knocked down.

the black guy was good on his feet moving around and nailing him with kicks

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+26 # red rocket...yummm! 2012-11-09 19:33

Mutual Kombat!

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+7 # Fatty_Sam86 2012-11-09 22:36

FINISH HIM!!!

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+18 # Applebomb 2012-11-09 20:18

This is why Washington state is the greatest in the country. Let em handle it like men and call it a day. No paperwork

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+12 # name2 2012-11-10 01:16

As a resident of Washington, I feel the need to point out that not all cops are this awesome.

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0 # down voted 2012-11-10 10:40

you do realize washington isnt the only stae wit mutual combat

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-3 # Fatty_Sam86 2012-11-09 22:39

So... not that this is exactly an official "World's Wildest Police Videos" or whatever have you, but ol' dude filming was saying it: "The Suspect"

Once you commit a crime, and it's on camera, you're not a suspect anymore. You're a criminal... and it's on camera to prove it. Like in the TV shows... "The suspect is fleeing from police after brutally mowing down the entire post office with his machine gun, all caught on our dashboard camera." Uh... he's not a suspect... there's his face... on camera.

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-1 # SystemOL 2012-11-09 23:36

They had OJ on more but a retarded jury decided otherwise #veryblindjusti ce

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-4 # Äijä 2012-11-10 03:04

let em bang bro

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0 # Snicket916 2012-11-10 09:12

You's a biter

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-5 # Motivated Penn 2012-11-10 04:55

Those cops had no control over the situation whatsoever. Very surprising to see them just stand around.

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+4 # OverHandRight 2012-11-10 05:40

'Let me Bang cop' on duty! That mutual combat law sounds sweet. I have never heard of it until now.

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-1 # Machuko 2012-11-10 08:13

I wish Phoenix jones Would come to Stockton and beat those crackheads in front of nick Diaz' house.

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+4 # Snicket916 2012-11-10 09:14

ya those cops were way too stoned to break that shit up

That purp will do it to ya

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+2 # Fabricio Alves 2012-11-10 13:06

what dana white is expecting to hire phoenix jones?

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+14 # king_tico 2012-11-10 15:05

Good thing they didn't fight in Oregon. They have a strict "Homie called quit dawg" policy.

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+2 # KennyNuncaMuere 2012-11-11 03:05

Are you guys sure he was racist and not just culturally insensitive?

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-2 # the crimson gypsy 2012-11-11 07:35

Im not with orange shirt and his crew but I can totally see why someone would wanna fight the dude holding the camera. "the suspect", "walk north". Gimmie a break.

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-1 # ispitzhotfire 2012-11-11 11:52

Why the fuck does everyone keep calling the white guys hill billies or red necks? Do any of you even know what that is?

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0 # Diazth 2012-11-11 15:52

I think if I'm ever tempted to use the word 'bro', this video will always come to mind and stop me.

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0 # Gman 2012-11-12 07:47

Arrgghh!!! The cops NEVER cut Spider-Man this type of slack.

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+1 # russiandoeboi 2012-11-12 11:07

the cops wanted to see a fight.
they didn't really intervene. they hardly approached the unarmed men to ask them to disperse.
the superheroe guy was not provoking but he could have walked away. the other guys were scum

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