Initially I wanted to repeatedly type 'Hahahaha' until it filled two paragraphs and then publish this video below it. Laughter is the only emotion that you can respond with when you see Phoenix Jones drop a racist guy harder than Skrillex drops a beat. That joke is actually from someone in the YouTube comment section, and he/she told it far better than I just did. That was more of a paraphrase of an incredibly funny joke told in a horribly unfunny way. Damn, if I could just go back in time and change that part of the article I surely would. However, it's too late now. You've already read it. What's done is done. Let's just move on.
Phoenix Jones is a real-life super hero incapable of special powers -- aside from placing the stomping on racist clowns in the streets of Seattle. Check out this newly released video published by Phoenix Jones of him trying to subdue an assailant, the cops show up and the guy gets racist with Phoenix, both people agree to a mutual fight -- and then the festivities go down. Enjoy this gem of greatness.