Fabio Maldonado didn’t fight Anderson Silva last Saturday night, instead he suffered a horrific one-sided beating at the hands of Glover Teixeira. The beating was so severe that it may have turned in MMA’s first legitimate 10-6 scorecards in consecutive rounds. That’s not to say that Fabio Maldonado didn’t lose in spectacular fashion. Because of his performance at UFC 153, whenever someone asks you who the toughest fighter in the UFC is, you’ll forget you ever thought that honor ever belonged to guys like Roy Nelson or Chris Leben.

I can’t think of any situation where I’d want to see Anderson Silva standing over me when I’m in severe pain or unconscious. Lately, that seems to be a common fate for all of his opponents. However, after making short work of Stephen Bonnar in Rio, Anderson Silva went to the hospital to visit his buddy Fabio Maldonado. He even brought his stethoscope and a smile.

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+10 # Patrick 2012-10-15 13:34

He was just looking for an excuse to do a prostate exam.

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+30 # AFrontKicktotheFace- 2012-10-15 15:38

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+42 # Guest 2012-10-15 13:35

Ph.D in GOATology

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+9 # Guest 2012-10-15 18:29

Is Maldonado feeling up his own dick while silva touches him? Wtf, I would too

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+50 # Guest 2012-10-15 13:42

It's a sad state of affairs when even guys who rake in Anderson Silva money have to take second jobs to make ends meet.

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+13 # Guest 2012-10-15 13:43

I lol'd

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+8 # Guest 2012-10-15 19:07

I've seen porno that started out like this a few times before

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+23 # theswedishguy 2012-10-15 14:00

He's a doctor too! THIS MAN IS INCREDIBLE!

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-9 # Guest 2012-10-15 14:56

i love the swedish hate going on over here, is it their music?

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-27 # Sambro 2012-10-15 14:02

Nurse Silva is a fitting role since he doesn't want to fight anyone in his weight class or anyone above his weight class

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+1 # Guest 2012-10-16 10:57

complete helmet

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+9 # Guest 2012-10-15 14:16

afterparty at the hospital!

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+11 # Sacramento Top Team 2012-10-15 14:18

"You've got a bit of gynecomastia right here."

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+3 # Guest 2012-10-15 14:43

"fabio, sorry to inform you, you tested positive for ass rape"

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+8 # Guest 2012-10-15 15:34

Most of the punishment Maldonado took was on the ground in the first round. If his takedown defense gets a little sharper he can definitely give people problems standing. He showed a great left hook that rocked Glover and a stiff jab.

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+1 # Guest 2012-10-16 05:16

I noticed that. He has a very good left hand and Glover didn't like it one bit.

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+1 # Guest 2012-10-15 16:46

Anderson came to finish the job Glover couldn't do

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+15 # Guest 2012-10-15 17:48

Silva seems like a really nice guy who's congenial & comfortable in his own skin. I usually feel at least a low level of anxiety almost constantly. I admire people who can relax & feel free to be themselves. That's something I've never been able to do. I'm always uncomfortable around people. I try to act normal but it's hard for me. My social instincts are awkward. It feels like I have to hide my craziness & try to guess what a normal person would do or say in social situations. I don't even know what my natural personality would be like. Even when Silva fights he's personable with his good natured banter & taunts at his opponents. He seems to be at peace with himself. I wish that I could one day find a similar peace with myself but I don't know if that will ever happen

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-5 # Guest 2012-10-15 18:25

Kenny, please don't rape and kill me

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0 # Guest 2012-10-15 18:37

Kenny don't kill your self either. Just watch office space and say fuck you world.

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-2 # Guest 2012-10-15 18:47

Pikachu, what would you do if you had a million dollars? A threesome

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-1 # Guest 2012-10-15 23:24

Are downvoters pro Kenny suicide?

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+1 # Guest 2012-10-15 20:18

Come over and hit the vape, I'll throw in Swingers, and we'll laugh at how you'll never be as awkward as Jon Favreau. Unless you've called back a girl you've only met once at the bar seven times, each time leaving a message in under five minutes... Then just don't bother coming over because it will be pointless.

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-2 # Guest 2012-10-16 05:17

Dude, stay away from knives...

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-5 # Guest 2012-10-15 19:05

It makes sense that brazil doesn't have real doctors there.

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-1 # Guest 2012-10-15 21:25

Anderson’a head looks like a milk did in that pic. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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+1 # Guest 2012-10-15 21:28

Quoting ThePurpleHelmet:

Anderson’a head looks like a milk did in that pic. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

MILK DUD! DAMN YOU AUTOCORRECT

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0 # Fatty_Sam86 2012-10-15 22:01

I wouldn't say 10-8 the first round, Fabio almost ko'd Glover... so... Cecil Peoples scored it... blah blah blah...

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0 # Guest 2012-10-16 09:53

Hands capable of inflicting harm or healing

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0 # Guest 2012-10-17 06:03

http://i.imgur.com/2SLYS.jpg

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