Bas Rutten teaches a stay-at-home cat dad, and full time IPad enthusiast self-defense lessons

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Oct 03 |15:39

Last Updated on Wed, 03 Oct 2012 15:54

Let’s face it, Apple stores throughout the world are intelligently designed urban battlefields and knowing Bas Rutten’s self-defense techniques are what all of you are going to need to survive your next iPod purchase. That might sound laughable, but it’s true. There’s often only one entrance/exit point open to civilians, making a fast escape impossible when someone spills your jasmine chai and you’re forced to punch hostiles in the throat. Don’t let the ironic mustaches fool you, every Apple Genius is a well-trained professional assassin, and he can end your life with nothing more than an iPhone charging cable. Thankfully, Bas Rutten knows exactly what to do in this situation, and he wants to share it with you, just in case Jack Bauer isn’t around to help you survive on your own.

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+1 # Guest 2012-10-03 22:10

Yessssssssss.

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0 # Guest 2012-10-04 01:31

The balls in bas ruttens logo look like giant nut sacks, very appropriate for the bas man

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+3 # Tom Hanks 2012-10-04 03:57

Oh my this is the funnest shit i've seen in a longbadabingbon g time..Most likely this promo is 10x funner than the movie.

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-10 # Guest 2012-10-04 08:50

Bas Rutten is the most over rated fighter of all time, he's a no talent bald dutch wanker

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-8 # Guest 2012-10-04 09:43

the ufc only let him in two fights cause of all his can crushing. Hes not overrated hes just not rated, never seen a solid opponent. He would be destroyed these days, prelim fighter

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-8 # Guest 2012-10-04 09:47

I don't even think he would make it into the prelim's, he would be fighting local bars and clubs. The guy is pathetic don't understand why he's such a icon for MMA when he has done nothing with his career

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+6 # Guest 2012-10-04 11:24

Lemme guess.. You guys started watching MMA when Kimbo joined TUF?

Bas Rutten finished his career undefeated in his last 20+ fights (retired due to knee injuries). He never lost by knockout and only 3 of his 28 wins came by decision. He was the UFC heavyweight champion and technically never lost the belt (retirement). All of his losses came in Pancrase (before he was well versed on the ground and Pancrase was also known for having some "worked" fights).

He holds wins over Frank Shamrock, Maurice Smith, Guy Mezger and Vernon White. He was easily one of the best MMA strikers around at the time. If he was fighting today, he'd probably have to fight at LHW and might have trouble with dominant wrestlers, but the man had/has skills along with some of the best body shots in the history of MMA.

He also has one of the best street fighting instructional videos ever recorded (along with endless bar/fight related stories). The man is an MMA legend with good reason.

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-2 # Guest 2012-10-04 11:25

*and a 'win' over Randleman (although, that wasn't the greatest fight...).

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-3 # Guest 2012-10-04 11:35

You obviously just believe everything wikipedia tells you kimbo would dominate bas! Are you joking!? Do you even have any idea about how much street fighting experience kimbo has. didnt think so

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+7 # Guest 2012-10-04 11:27

UFC only let him have two fights because of his can crushing?? I'm not even sure what that is supposed to mean, but he retired while still the UFC HW champion due to knee problems... you dick.

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-4 # Guest 2012-10-04 11:52

Faking injuries cos it gets too hot in the frying pan fails to impress me.

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+4 # Guest 2012-10-04 12:17

Thanks for clarifying... Originally, I wasn't sure if you were dumb or just a troll. Turns out it's both.

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+2 # Guest 2012-10-04 15:26

He used to be a troll, but unfortunately, he went full retard and never came back

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