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War Machine has left MMA, dude's a pornstar now PDF Print E-mail
Written by Zeus   
Saturday, 31 October 2009 08:55

Woah man the MMA world is like one twisted episode of Days of our Lives (or the EastEnders for everyone in the UK). After his recent loss to David Mitchell at the Tachi Palace Fights, War Machine has left the MMA world and has now signed a contract with an adult entertainment company. Check out what he said on his Myspace blog:

"Date: Oct 31, 2009 1:58 AM
Subject:
War Machine to Whore Machine!! LOL!!!!!
Body:
So....I said fuck it! I signed with La Direct Models this week and today I did my first porn scene!
lol
I shot for Digital Playground with their girl Riley Steele.?.?.?.?.?.?was fucking awesome!!
I was nervous as shit but I came through.
I'm still gonna fight.....just gonna do this too because fighting isn't quite enough money and you all know I ain't trying to work! In life I have come to learn that all I enjoy is eating, sleeping, fighting and fucking!!
Fuck it! I'm living the dream.?.?.?getting PAID to fight and fuck! What more could I ask for? =)
WM"

And just to put the icing on the WTF cake, here is a video of War Machine getting his butt waxed for his first porn scene.

 

 


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0 # 2009-10-31 03:14
would anything suprise you with him
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+1 # Face_Breaker 2009-10-31 03:23
"I was nervous as shit but I came through." And the jokes are endless....
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0 # 2009-11-24 05:42
r u retarded, say the joke, or r u too stupid to come up with one u dumbfuck ill gnp u to another planet
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0 # 2009-10-31 03:28
This is the best MMA story of the year, though I wish I hadn't seen that video. Couldn't you guys come up with some better puns though? 'War Machine looking for a new kind of 'tap out' or something like that?
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0 # The Axe Murderer 2009-10-31 03:43
Well atleast he didn't have to start with getting pooped on... Or maybe that is what he mean't by "comming through"
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0 # 2009-10-31 05:15
This is like...Im beside myself. Really war?
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0 # 2009-10-31 05:19
OMG he might really die a lonley fat old man with aids...Im so sad, im like depressed now.
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0 # 2009-10-31 12:31
Whatever. Seriously whatever. I was never a fan. The dude choked out by Yoshida. He wasn't looking THAT promising that I might shed some tears over his departure.
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+2 # 2009-11-01 04:44
Sad to see that War Machine has chosen the path of the shame game as opposed to the virtuous path of honor in the fight game..
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0 # KillerBeezNutz 2009-11-01 13:45
He's created a new category. One below douchebag yet slightly above waste product.
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0 # TheLastEmperor 2009-11-01 14:30
Are you serious?
you guys are ALL jealous of war machine, simply because he gets to fuck, and fight!

but then again, most of you dont get to do either...
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+1 # 2009-11-01 17:26
Classic Nuthugger Defence: "ZOMG URZ ALL JELUS OF MY BFF WAAAH LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!"

If by "fight" you mean get subbed by nobodies and if by "fuck" you mean die prematurely from the sum total of 20 fatal sexually-transmitted diseases, then yes I agree wholeheartedly.
He's really got it made bro.

So long and good riddance to this prick. Koppenhaver had no future in the UFC.
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