The only man to solve the Bones Jones puzzle was Matt Hamill. Although Hamill's version of solving the Bones puzzle made the Henisbergen syndrome look like ADD. No, the Bones puzzle simply must be solved in a more efficient way than Mr. Hamill. In 48 hours, Vitor Belfort will step into the cage and up to the challenge of unraveling the unravelnableble Jon Jones in the main event of UFC 152. Being the sage old lion that he is, Vitor has traveled across the world to receive the guidance of the mystical Blackzilians who reside in the swamps of Florida. Few can defeat Jones, maybe no one can defeat Jon Jones. But maybe - just maybe, the counsel of the OG blue checkered shirt-wearing Rashad Evans, Alistair Overeem and the rest of the Blackzilians can help Vitor do something that has never been done before...

Or Vitor can just rush forward fists-flying in the first five seconds like his 19-year-old self and not stop punching until someone is on their back. That would be my coaching advice.

Click 'read more' to hear what the Blackzilians have to say about Vitor's training leading up to the fight.

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+8 # Guest 2012-09-20 14:20

Coooommmme'oooo nnn Vitor!

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-15 # Guest 2012-09-20 14:22

This is my first ever, first comment. I want to make it count and I am using it to say one thing; 'FedoBear' is by far the biggest loser on this site. Every post complete garbage and screams beta. It had to be said. My apologies, but you piss me off.

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-18 # Guest 2012-09-20 14:24

Aaaaaand it wasn't the first comment. Holy fuck that hurts. I must go contemplate this massive failure of a post... The irony... THE IRONY

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+7 # Guest 2012-09-20 14:36

thumbs sideways

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+1 # Guest 2012-09-20 14:49

I forgive you, and I'm sorry u didn't make it first. I'll thumbs up anyways

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-2 # Guest 2012-09-20 19:23

I'm sorry bro. In all honesty I just hadn't blazed all day. The animosity... where did it go... I jusss dunnooo

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-5 # Guest 2012-09-20 19:26

BUT THEN FUCK. I have to scroll down and see that SHIT garbage you posted at the bottom of this section?! HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN. Have to go hit the fucking bong AGAIN CAUSE OF YOU!!!

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+6 # Guest 2012-09-20 20:05

You should go hit your mother for giving birth to you.

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+1 # Guest 2012-09-20 21:00

I miss you cray cray. And TheTruth, Thiago Silva was the last person I expected in that video. He hated Rashad, and he was with ATT, my bad if I can't keep track of every damn fighter that switches camp. Of all things , u were mad about that slight ignorance of mine?

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+7 # Guest 2012-09-20 14:56

4:20

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-6 # Guest 2012-09-20 15:32

Shut the fuck up Rashad

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+5 # Guest 2012-09-20 15:42

He looks like he's been getting lumped up in training with Vitor. He should be the head coach at BlackZillians. So much knowledge of the game.

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-3 # Guest 2012-09-20 16:45

Is Thiago Silva being a blackzillian news to anyone else but me?

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-4 # Guest 2012-09-20 16:51

Nevermind, just discovered google

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+2 # Action_Hank 2012-09-21 07:55

'97 Victor Belfort hand-speed son.

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