Jesus Christ will come back to Earth and work at Starbucks before Ronda Rousey vs. Cris Cyborg goes down at 135 lbs in Strikeforce. The only way you can truly train to face a Frate Trane is to eat toy cars for breakfast and urinate excellence throughout the day. You must then pour this excellence in a glass and drink it, Lyoto Machida style. With enough time, every human byproduct that your body can produce will be instilled with the virtues of the Frate Trane. A glow will begin to emanate from your skin and after getting your head dunked in water by a guy named 'Sho-Nuff,' you will gain the ability to catch bullets in your teeth. We're assuming Ronda Rousey undergoes this on a daily basis, but when she's not busy perfecting her perfection -- she's going to red carpet TV premieres with Dana White.

Check out this clip from Maximo TV of Ronda Rousey and Dana White posing in front of a lot of invasive cameras for the Sons of Anarchy premiere in Hollywood, CA over the weekend.

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+11 # Guest 2012-09-10 12:35

Lucky bastard

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+18 # Sambro 2012-09-10 17:04

Who the fuck hangs out with their boss?

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+17 # Hairy Potter 2012-09-10 12:39

Does he get some of that? I always wonder...

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+5 # Guest 2012-09-10 13:06

of course he's getting a piece of that pussy. Ronda is an attention whore.

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+3 # Tom Hanks 2012-09-10 14:10

^

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+4 # Guest 2012-09-10 13:35

I doubt Dana's making moves. He's a gentleman. Besides I'm pretty sure he's not hurting.

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+16 # Guest 2012-09-10 17:23

She probably has his dick in an armbar right now

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+4 # Guest 2012-09-11 02:51

COCKBAR !!

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+24 # AFrontKicktotheFace- 2012-09-10 17:25

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+2 # Hairy Potter 2012-09-10 18:09

Goddamn, are you spying on me?!

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+5 # Guest 2012-09-11 08:33

pretty obvious. Dana probably sticks his dick in any pig that will let him.

Dana never gave a shit about SF or RR, but now he's like watching all her fights?

I predict an ugly ending.

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+31 # Guest 2012-09-10 12:50

Dana's crush on Rhonda is fucking creepy.

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0 # Guest 2012-09-10 14:11

+ 1000
If it was Gina, it's justifiable, but damn

I love Dana and hugs his nuts a bit fuck he's such an attention slut leech

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+2 # AFrontKicktotheFace- 2012-09-10 17:31

Quoting Adi:

Dana's crush on Rhonda is fucking creepy.

Agreed...almost as creepy as Cesar's!

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+9 # Guest 2012-09-10 12:50

Looks like Dana is getting some of that beat up pussy.

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+10 # Guest 2012-09-10 13:27

To all women who are fat and don't see the way out: see this gorgeous girl in the video? 5 years ago she looked like this:

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17tlv0m6zyfr8jpg/original.jpg

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+13 # StGutFree 2012-09-10 13:51

lol, what a dick.

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-7 # Guest 2012-09-10 14:31

Quoting acmichal:

To all women who are fat and don't see the way out: see this gorgeous girl in the video? 5 years ago she looked like this:

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17tlv0m6zyfr8jpg/original.jpg

I'd still eat that fat sweaty pussy

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+22 # Guest 2012-09-10 13:28

I bet Dana's on the bottom.

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+11 # Guest 2012-09-10 14:30

Yo Dana, hows Rondas ass taste

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+5 # Guest 2012-09-10 15:18

Newsworthy

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+4 # bayzel22 2012-09-10 16:37

So fucking creeeeepy

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-4 # Guest 2012-09-10 17:14

How many pics of Ronda can I yank one out to?

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+4 # Guest 2012-09-10 23:36

Dana wants to fuck Rhonda SOOOOO bad...

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+4 # Guest 2012-09-10 23:49

Worst rumormill ever.

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+5 # Guest 2012-09-11 04:29

He looks like a goddamn walrus..

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+1 # Guest 2012-09-12 00:02

Look at me, looking like a horny gekko.

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+2 # FreeLeeMurray 2012-09-12 06:58

You act like Dana's gotta kiss Ronda's ass. That's retarded. Ronda is a female MMA fighter who's probably blowing the rich as fuck owner of the largest MMA organization in the world trying to get WMMA added into the fold. She's the one kissing his ass.

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+1 # chiggs 2012-09-12 19:23

Fuckinh Quoting FreeLeeMurray:

You act like Dana's gotta kiss Ronda's ass. That's retarded. Ronda is a female MMA fighter who's probably blowing the rich as fuck owner of the largest MMA organization in the world trying to get WMMA added into the fold. She's the one kissing his ass.

fucking agree wholeheartedly. An you all know she really doesnt want any of Chris Cyborg, bitch talks too much, ya she can armb..fight but if she was asfugly as Cyborg ya would'nt her half as much shit about her, annoying sounds about right pertaining to honda housey Either way sick of her already an hope if they ever do fight Chris fuckin wrecks her.
Now as for SOA, best fucking show going save for maybe The walking Dead, Hell on wheels and/or Game of Thrones All more entertaining than Honda flapping gums and armbarring over n over.

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