Let’s face it, the Los Angeles Police Department has never been known for their intelligence.  Their racism and racial profiling, absolutely; but not their brains’ ability to harvest protein.  The LAPD actually thought I was a drug dealer too.  They searched my friend's BMW after they saw my watch and made the assumption that it could only have been purchased with money I obtained from selling cocaine to celebrities.  Nevermind my former investment banking career… That’s like corporate minimum wage to LA’s Finest.  Perhaps Southern California has a drug problem, or perhaps their police department is a huge fan of Michael Phelps, but Ian McCall was arrested a couple of weeks ago and here’s what he has to say on the MMA Hour about the experience.

“They thought I was a drug dealer. Don't know why. Well, actually, I know why. Someone that doesn't like me told them I was a drug dealer. An actual drug dealer that doesn't like me got busted -- I've seen the paperwork -- and said ‘oh, he's a drug dealer too.' And they came over to my house and they didn't find any drugs, they didn't find any text messages, they didn't find anything bad. So they're like ‘okay, you're not a drug dealer, but your probation officer said to come get you anyways because you have a suspended license.”

"It was embarrassing. Them taking me away in front of my daughter and my wife. They tore my house apart, they tore my car apart. I guess they were following me from the gym, and they said, ‘oh, it would be more embarrassing if you got arrested in front of your gym.' Well I'd much rather be arrested in front of my gym, where my coach is a lawyer, compared to me being arrested at my house, in front of my neighbors and my daughter. I don't know. Cops are stupid, and they really just wanted to come to the house and search the house. But, again, I'm not a drug dealer and I'm not being charged with selling drugs.”

If you didn’t picture Ian McCall twirling his moustache while reading the quote, go back and re-read it.  It’ll be way more fulfilling the second time around.  However, if you’re too busy to read it twice, you should probably get back to whatever it was you were doing. Ian McCall is out of jail and he's going to be fine.  That's all that's important.

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+13 # Guest 2012-09-06 09:11

Fuck the police. Even more so these days. Im with you Mr.Creepy.

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+11 # AFrontKicktotheFace 2012-09-06 10:56

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-1 # Sambro 2012-09-06 19:07

Cops are so stupid. How could they mistake Uncle Creepy for a black man?

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+3 # StGutFree 2012-09-07 04:59

I knew you were SST and this comment proves it.

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+4 # Guest 2012-09-06 09:38

It's not like he had an outstanding warrant or anything.

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+6 # Guest 2012-09-06 09:42

Cops have become corporate whores- mere foot soldiers for big companies. And they harass people to meet their quotas. I smell bacon.

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-6 # Guest 2012-09-06 11:26

i think you need to get your tinfoil hat refitted.

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+13 # Lefthea D. Kick 2012-09-06 10:41

Jon Jones NARC him out.

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-9 # StGutFree 2012-09-06 11:10

I'm starting to not like this guy... The police were acting on information supplied by another drug dealer, They have to follow through with the investigation especially if the accused has a "drug charge" on his record from 2008, he also failed to make his P.O. happy .
I'm sorry to hear that something from his past is biting him in the ass now but don't cry about it publicly. Finish your community service; pay your fines, and stop complaining.
I mean first Phelps and now this, don't be "that guy" Ian.

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-5 # Guest 2012-09-06 13:30

two observations...
one is that the writer tells us that he's a real important person in the first few lines. I'm here to read about fighters, so that makes the writer a "dumb writer" in my book, one who is trying to get himself some shine before all.
secondly...the guy has a history of drugs and an outstanding arrest warrant and gets caught, whose dumb ?

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-3 # Guest 2012-09-06 17:44

The stupid cops thought I was "driving under the influence", oh wait...

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+2 # Guest 2012-09-06 19:05

Dude. Off my nutsack please. Youre not a ¨cool dude¨¨ like me bro. Get off it. Im the champ, you cant talk your way into this one.

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0 # Guest 2012-09-07 10:50

Hi

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+3 # KingGhidorah 2012-09-06 17:59

It's the mustache. One look at that thing and your stereotypical logic kicks in.

Amazing mustache = drug dealer

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-1 # Guest 2012-09-06 23:53

Oh so the cops are stupid because Uncle Creepy decides that its cool to miss court dates and drive around on a suspended license?

If he would take care of his shit like an adult he wouldn't be picked up at his house. He gave up his 4th amendment rights when he agreed to be on probation and not in jail for what was it again?...oh yeah doing drugs.

Stupid cops.

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+2 # Guest 2012-09-07 00:11

cops are stupid..and easily frightened...th ats why they become cops right?

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