I've never met Chael Sonnen but I just have a feeling that he would be vehemently against teaching evolution in public schools. Dude seems like the kind of guy that would be for punishing children in the middle of class with a paddle. Sonnen is a throw-back to the old-school where people used to get burned at the stake for believing the earth is round. Chael is the living incarnate of Buckaoo Banzai. Only three people understood that reference and all of them probably live in their parent's basement. It's clear that Chael Sonnen doesn't care about a large majority of fighters in the UFC, but on ESPN yesterday, Sonnen expressed his sympathy for the guys denied of a paycheck at UFC 151. Oh yeah, he also drills Jon Jones with every available verbal dagger he could find. Check out the epic response right here.

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+72 # synthsis 2012-08-24 08:53

Uncle Chael is the new Light Heavyweight Champ by default at this point.

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+13 # Fatty_Sam86 2012-08-24 11:18

Plus Phony Bones didn't even usher out a statement? He's prolly cowering in a corner trying to hide from all these verbal smack-downs.

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+11 # LazyTheTwattSavage 2012-08-24 11:56

a Lion in his prime was offered up a Christian with a stick to maul in the arena, and the Lion said "No, thanks, it'd be the biggest mistake of my career"

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+36 # Guest 2012-08-24 08:53

god he's a fuckin beast

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+41 # JohnDanahersHair 2012-08-24 08:55

This talk beats any silva talk by epic proportions lol

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+52 # SkyValley 2012-08-24 08:57

MMA Math:

Jones ducked Sonnen - Sonnen is the real champ
Bisping arguably robbed in Sonnen fight - Bisping new champ
Hendo destroyed Bisping - REAL champ

So whatever way you look at it, Dan Henderson is the champion, with Sonnen as the Hand Of The King. See what happens when you apply logic?

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+18 # Malikizer 2012-08-24 09:14

This is the best ever.

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+26 # Joe O. 2012-08-24 09:25

Hand of the King.. awesome

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+5 # Fatty_Sam86 2012-08-24 11:20

Ipso facto... Hendo = GOAT

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-1 # kid808 2012-08-25 03:22

Quoting SkyValley:

MMA Math:

Jones ducked Sonnen - Sonnen is the real champ
Bisping arguably robbed in Sonnen fight - Bisping new champ
Hendo destroyed Bisping - REAL champ

So whatever way you look at it, Dan Henderson is the champion, with Sonnen as the Hand Of The King. See what happens when you apply logic?

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+14 # jt33 2012-08-24 09:04

if youre going to make a buckaroo banzai reference you have to at least spell it right...

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+19 # jt33 2012-08-24 09:17

after listening i have to say i agree 100% with chael...wow i never thought i would say that..what a crazy lazy couple of days

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+38 # TIMinBALTIMORE 2012-08-24 09:15

"Is he at a wine tasting? Does He think he has to drive there?" Lmaoooooooooo

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+8 # Guest 2012-08-24 11:00

that was fucking brilliant

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+23 # Guest 2012-08-24 09:46

Chael sonnen is the LHW champion from now on.

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+36 # Guest 2012-08-24 09:54

When Jon Jones finally breaks his silence it'll be because Greg Jackson told him to.

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+15 # aint.that.a.kick.in.the.head 2012-08-24 10:45

I bet when Jon Jones heard this he pulled his face out of Greg Jacksons lap and started to cry.

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+11 # Guest 2012-08-24 10:47

Sorry Chael. I used to doubt your ways in the past, but i have seen the light. Chael is the fucking man!

Also, another interesting read I came across is this dude's post about meeting him a while back. Chael seems like one cool ass dude. http://forums.mmajunkie.com/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=44893

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+7 # snootch72 2012-08-24 10:49

The thing about Sonnen is that what he says has a lot of truth in it. As for Dana phoning him up as a replacement. Rawesome. What a twist.

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+13 # Guest 2012-08-24 10:59

Chael just schooled JJ. The difference between a child and a man.

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+11 # Fatty_Sam86 2012-08-24 11:02

That banner pic... that jaw line... so masculine.

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-2 # Guest 2012-08-24 11:22

Its called HGH. Take a gander at Sonnens face just a few years ago when he was fighting WEC.

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+5 # Fatty_Sam86 2012-08-24 12:37

Your mom takes HGH.

And it's called maturing, buddy-boy. Look at your jawline from years back. Look at it now... HGH!!!! Ohmygurr it's different!

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+6 # Guest 2012-08-24 11:24

Jon Jones should just say nothing and hope this whole thing blows over, Chale will fucking ruin him in a verbal fight. Jones doesn't have the wit to take on Chale, he struggled with Evan's!

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-6 # Guest 2012-08-24 11:24

So Sonnen deserves another title shot because he got his ass kicked in his last fight?

Or does he deserve a title shot because he's a masterful bullshitter?

someone please explain...

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+3 # Guest 2012-08-24 13:33

For offering his purse to make sure the card happens and other fighters don't lose there pay after all the training and preparation!! I thought cheal was just a mouthy chump before but dam!! This man and his interview "FANTASTIC" JJ YOU HAVE DISAPPOINTED ME and the rest of the world, You have stop us from watching a scheduled card!!
He dont deserve a title shot I agree but when asked to step up and fill 8 days before so the card happens!!
And the chump I mean champion JJ turns it down,
What a JOKE!!!
With love from the United Kingdom x

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0 # Guest 2012-08-24 17:09

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I've never met Chael Sonnen but I just have a feeling that he would be vehemently against teaching evolution in public schools.

Anyone who teaches children that we came from a rock needs serious help. That kinda thing will ruin childrens faith in Scripture and Jesus said, "whosoever shall offend one of these little ones (children) that believe in me, it is better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and he were cast into the sea" (Mark 9:42). I don't want that for you. I don't think Chael does either. Jesus is going to be very angry about this.

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0 # Guest 2012-08-24 18:15

This is some wrestling shit right here! First Chael is the bad guy who everyone hates, then he steps up and everyone loves him? Since when did the UFC become like wrestling where you can go from asshole to hero in seconds? Also, Jones is acting like a pussy! He trained months for fighting Henderson and is completely in shape while Chael is not, fuck your game plans and go in there and FIGHT! But the real blame for all of this is not solely on Jones, it's on the UFC and people shouldn't lose sight of that. Maybe if the UFC made a better fucken card with well known names instead of people the average watcher doesn't know about then maybe this shit wouldn't have been so bad. UFC are the real culprits here, fuck your shitty cards!

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0 # Guest 2012-08-25 01:29

The UFC's most popular fighter a living meme. That is all Chael Sonnen is... He'll go down as a more successful troll than he ever was a MMA.

Sure Jones is disingenuous, but Chael is disingenuous and blows as a fighter. If you like Sonnen fights then you also enjoy watching gay porn, it's fact

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