Infinity is a large number. Whatever number you have in your mind -- infinity is more. On a long enough time scale and with enough resources available to her, Ronda Rousey will rip the arm off of every human being on this planet. She won't discriminate on race, socio-economic conditions, or religion. Hell, Ronda doesn't even care what age you are -- your arm will eventually belong to her. The only way you can not have arms in the future is to already not have arms in the present. In a massive universe with an infinite number of possibilities, Ronda Rousey will knock on your door tonight and inform you that you can either give up your arm the easy way, or the hard way. Even the easy way is the hard way in this scenario. Basically, if that occurred your days of looking at your wristwatch are over. No one would have an iPhone in this hypothetical future because it would be impossible to operate the device without arms. Apples stock would decline, along with every other company that produces smart phones. Pencils would be nonexistent. In this future, feet will be the new hands. Socks will be the new gloves -- and then Rousimar Palhares will eventually rip those appendages off too.

I could write an entire novel about this, but unfortunately my overweight, burly neighbors are having loud man-on-man loving, and I need to go to bed to erase the memory. Watch this video in the meantime.

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+59 # Guest 2012-08-21 23:02

Ill tell you to your face Rhonda. My rise is greater than yours. I am legend. I do all things through Christ. Its written on my chest "fallopian-tube s 3:17" That tattoo is something you dont have, therefore god clearly has better plans for me. I am legend. I think I see BJ Penn smoking some weed with Joe Lauzon and Rogan, Im gonna call the narcs and get some fans. Wheres Winklefuck? Someone needs to remind me that im the greatest human in the Nebula.....Bone r out.

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+28 # Guest 2012-08-22 05:19

Not so fast, Mr. BronerJones.

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-33 # Sambro 2012-08-22 13:10

OMG! Ronda is such a wart faced cunt. Not only is she ducking Cyborg, now she'll calling out haters who she'll also duck.

She'll probably make you weigh-in first, before telling her off to her face.

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+14 # Badapple11 2012-08-22 16:32

it's a beauty mark you unappreciative bastard.
-Original Honda gi pants fan

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-6 # Sambro 2012-08-23 10:17

It's a disgusting wart douche[censored ] 'caused by HPV.

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+7 # Guest 2012-08-22 22:46

You are an idiot for saying something that you know no information about 1st Cyborg is banned for one year for taking roids. She was on them when fought Carano. 2nd you don't even know her personally. Haters like you only talk trash because You want something she has. Thats what haters do they hate people like probably are cowards and always gossip like 7th graders, when you should worry about yourself. Get a life

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-2 # Sambro 2012-08-23 10:15

STFU you dirty whore! Cyborg has only failed 1 drug test. She fucked Carano up and made her quit MMA and Ronda is scared that she'll do the same to her. She knows Cyborg can never make 145, but she keeps talking smack 'cause she knows the fight will never happen.

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+3 # Guest 2012-08-23 03:54

how is she ducking Cyborg, Cyborg is suspended and in a higher weight class

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0 # Sambro 2012-08-23 10:16

Ronda fought at 145 you fucking idiot.

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0 # Guest 2012-08-23 06:41

bet you would say shit to her in the parking lot CATSCUNT.

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0 # Guest 2012-08-23 15:03

What are you talking about retard shes been calling out cyborg its not her fault cyborgs doping and suspended

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0 # Guest 2012-08-23 06:39

bible freek you aint got no balls,LMFAO.tal k your shit in your church punk.

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-1 # Guest 2012-08-21 23:05

Ok, see you soon bitch.

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0 # Guest 2012-08-23 06:45

LMFAO, you wont do shit. go hide

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+8 # Guest 2012-08-22 02:07

I'd friend you the fuck up so fast you'd be cool with watching a season of Seinfeld. SAY I WON'T! COME AT ME BRO!!!!!

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-10 # Guest 2012-08-22 02:15

It's awfully quiet here all of a sudden... I hear crickets.

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-13 # Guest 2012-08-22 02:40

She's a bad boy.

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+17 # Guest 2012-08-22 02:41

This chick is starting to get on my nerves. She's a good fighter, but Im Not buying her tough girl shtick.

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+35 # Guest 2012-08-22 02:46

God, will she ever shut the fuck up?

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+5 # msanese@live.com.au 2012-08-22 02:51

JBJ you have some serious issues RR needs to give you a verbal bashing

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-9 # Guest 2012-08-22 04:03

I wouldn't mind, I would go as far as getting into Hector Lombard's face and telling him he sucks! Maybe not.

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+18 # Guest 2012-08-22 04:19

Doesn't she talk shit about people (Kim K for example) behind their backs all the time?

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+21 # Guest 2012-08-22 04:22

Is it wrong that I hope Cyborg smashes this bitch....ya know...just to bring her back down to earth?

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+20 # LazyTheTwattSavage 2012-08-22 05:12

there's nothing wrong with that sir, sometimes you need a beating to make you humble.

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-7 # Guest 2012-08-22 04:25

white trash. Is she white btw? She looks like an eskimo when she smiles

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0 # Guest 2012-08-22 06:39

Down syndrome will do that too.

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+10 # juice lee 2012-08-22 04:33

been waiting for this...I'll welcome the thumbs down

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+10 # Guest 2012-08-22 05:22

I still like her but she's definitely one of those chicks that could use a mute button. Some of the stuff she talks about is boring and annoying, I do agree with her about Cyborg though. Fuck that roid monster.

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-10 # Guest 2012-08-22 05:23

Ronda is fine as hell!! all of yous who say she aint are whack!! And I bet shes got a tight pussy

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-2 # puppychild 2012-08-22 21:52

Ew.

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+7 # Guest 2012-08-22 06:40

Obnoxious cunt is obnoxious.

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+19 # Guest 2012-08-22 07:24

Hey Honda i have balls and i would say it to your face but you hun down to 135lb to avoid fighting me

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0 # Guest 2012-08-22 08:05

Lol

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0 # Guest 2012-08-22 23:09

Quoting Chris Santos:

Hey Honda i have balls and i would say it to your face but you hun down to 135lb to avoid fighting me

Yes, we all knew you did. We appreciate you honesty.

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+6 # Guest 2012-08-22 07:36

"Come say it to my face"
"Cum say it to my face"
"Cum to my face"
:$

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+8 # Irony 2012-08-22 07:49

Who the fuck cares about any of this shit. As long as she keep taking home arms and making other bitches look like fucking "beat the bully" contenders, chick's got my vote... unless she starts making fun of fat people... then fuck her... fat people are awesome.

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+5 # Guest 2012-08-22 08:11

I'd tell this cunt to kick rocks in person, but I bet her Armenian security squad would be trying to hem me up within second. That said this chatty broad can still shut the fuck up

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+7 # Guest 2012-08-22 08:33

This place has turned into a veritable wasteland for Ronda trolls, and for shame.

The haters must be watching MMA for the hype and the drama, well let me tell you something - it's all for show and to generate income.

Watch MMA for the skills in the cage, nephew. Let their actions speak over their silly sales pitch. Even MiddleEasy is guilty of this, yeah I get it, Jon Jones is one smug fucker but he's not even on the Choo-Choo list or whatever you quasi MMA hipsters call it, biased much?

Down votes welcome, stay buttmad.

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-5 # juice lee 2012-08-22 08:54

I don't deny her skills at all(she's in my list of mma sub specialists) but it does get annoying hearing everyone fawn over how pretty she is and how she's the most beautiful woman on the planet when we've all seen worlds better

furthermore
it gets annoying if you hear someone and they talk a whole lot and say the same thing over and over

we get it, you want to fight cris in her weakest state possible and you're opinionated about everything.

ok cool thanks bye

I agree mma should be more about the skill and not the spectacle that the chael sonnens and ronda rouseys make of themselves but it is what it is...

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+3 # Guest 2012-08-22 09:10

Do people really say that she's the most beautiful woman? Well this is a matter of opinion, maybe the fact she kicks some serious butt gets some of these dweebs going. Ronda is cute, especially when she does her hair up and I'll leave it at that.

I just think that some of us 'fans' should learn to realize what is going on and why it's happening. Chael's cause was for personal gain (yet he continues to make some of us laugh), but Ronda's cause just may help put women's division in UFC according to your Bald Master. I admit that Ronda is the reason why I started paying attention to WMMA and probably wouldn't be interested otherwise.

Welcome to being famous Ronda, you've got haters.

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-8 # Sherko 2012-08-22 09:36

lol juice lee, you mad because everybody thinks she's pretty?
What are you, a [censored]?

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+4 # Guest 2012-08-22 09:45

?
She's cute in my opinion. The fact that other people think she's pretty does not shift the degree of my "madness" one way or another.

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-2 # Sherko 2012-08-23 01:32

@Blackmilk, my post wasn't directed at you. I actuallly thumbed you up and agree with you.
Kudos to you though for remaining so cool while you thought I called you a [censored].

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0 # Tom Hanks 2012-08-22 12:37

good post.

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+1 # Guest 2012-08-22 08:34

Remember that one dude who hit it and quit it? Ronda thinks she's hot shit now.

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-3 # Guest 2012-08-22 08:49

Ronda was clearly bullied as a kid for being a little porky the pig. It's okay. I hope Cyborg rips that big mole off under your eye and beats you over the head with it.

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+3 # Guest 2012-08-22 08:51

Ronda, I don't think anybody is afraid of you hitting them! hahahahahaha. Thanks for promising not to beat us up for having an opinion. You stupid annoying tryhard cunt.

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+2 # Tom Hanks 2012-08-22 12:44

you mad bro?

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0 # TIMinBALTIMORE 2012-08-22 09:16

Ronda is getting a lot of hate but I love her confidence, something Gina Carano never had.

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+9 # Guest 2012-08-22 11:58

Don't get confidence confused with cockiness.

Gina was plenty confident, she didn't feel the need to be cocky constantly.

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-1 # Guest 2012-08-22 23:27

Gina? Not confident? She was quiet and charming. Talkative and cocky doesn't mean confident. I can't stand cocky fighters, men or women. Jon Jones is one. and Ronda can seem cocky. But I like Ronda. She seems sweet actually.

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+1 # Guest 2012-08-22 09:47

All of her events are on the west coast. I wish that had I wish they had strikeforce cards where I live

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+9 # Guest 2012-08-22 10:19

Everyone does realize that she is the champion of Strikeforce and has not been inside of a cage for more than 8 minutes? All you haters do realize that right?

So to clarify things... for those of you complaining that she thinks that she's hot shit... clearly the only fault here is that no one has told you haters that she in fact is.

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-2 # Badapple11 2012-08-22 16:41

+1

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-1 # Guest 2012-08-22 21:47

100% right.

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-8 # Guest 2012-08-22 10:35

yea well maybe you should grow some tits ronda. No athlete wants to be with a female tom boy mma fighter with not tits yo. unless you find a guy from alaska..

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+7 # Guest 2012-08-22 10:43

Quoting MEOW:

yea well maybe you should grow some tits ronda. No athlete wants to be with a female tom boy mma fighter with not tits yo. unless you find a guy from alaska..

If we met in real life, I dont think I'd like you.

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+1 # Guest 2012-08-22 12:06

You have a touch of downs don't you?

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-2 # Guest 2012-08-22 10:42

If we met in real life... I dont think I'd like you.

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-4 # Guest 2012-08-22 10:44

fuck my life.

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-4 # LayzieTheSavage 2012-08-22 11:24

Ronda is fucking awesome.

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0 # Guest 2012-08-22 12:11

someone still has a hard on from when ronda grappled with him

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+3 # Badapple11 2012-08-22 16:42

+1

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-9 # Tom Hanks 2012-08-22 12:30

Wow.. the Ronda hate is amazingly strong in this place, Layzie how about you implement some kind of fighter bashing rules in this joint?Bring the banhammer to some of these mofos.

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+8 # Guest 2012-08-22 13:38

>2012
>Outspoken female
>Dudes can't handle her so they retort to hatred, the only thing they know
>U.S.A.!

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+5 # Guest 2012-08-22 13:47

Ronda, if you're reading this - fuck these twats. Keep your doing thing!

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+5 # Badapple11 2012-08-22 16:52

In less than 2 years time, this girl has gone from not being able to get a McD's coffee, to having Dana White contemplating women fighting in the UFC. Her skill set is off the chart, she does all the press that is asked of her, she's never been out of the first round, but she has to be humble and not be opinionated because it offends you? Keep getting paid Honda. CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR SUCCESS.

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+5 # Guest 2012-08-22 17:07

I dont understand why everyone loves it when Nick talks shit but when Ronda does it she is a "cocky bitch"...

Carful your sexism is showing...

MiddleEasy, please keep up the steller coverage of all things reigning from the 209 (now including Ronda)

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+4 # Guest 2012-08-22 22:26

Diaz talks shit to people he's going to fight anywhere anytime. Ronda is talking shit to just random people. Kim Kardashian? really? Haters? C'mon. MiddleEasy, Please try to remove your head out of Ronda's asshole. thank you!

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-1 # Guest 2012-08-22 22:32

You can arm bar me anytime bb,, well you can try. But if you don t succeed which probably you won t.... You get right away on your knees open ur mouth and do your thing!!!!!! Xxx

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+1 # Guest 2012-08-22 22:38

Honestly, respect to anyone who fights.

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+4 # Guest 2012-08-22 22:39

"Ronda Rousey will rip the arm off of every human being on this planet." Not true. She only won bronze at the Olympics. So shes #3.

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0 # Guest 2012-08-22 22:40

I really thought Sara would do better, gotta give Ronda credit she did come out swinging, but i'm a Carano fan so yeah I would love to see those 2 go at it!

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-2 # Guest 2012-08-22 22:41

I would absolutely fuck the shit out of this chick. I would tell her to shut the fuck up while I did it as well lol.

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0 # Guest 2012-08-22 22:49

Feed me ,feed me !

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0 # Guest 2012-08-22 22:52

Ronda give them what they want! Kick their asses :-). You are number one women foghter. Staying still with you.

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-2 # Guest 2012-08-22 23:03

I would go 8 mins in the cage with her then bend her over for ANOTHER 8 MINS OF LOVE!

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-2 # Guest 2012-08-22 23:11

shes kind annoying sometimes, talks too much. but I like to watch her shes good, and seems like shed be an ill fuck

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0 # Guest 2012-08-22 23:46

Says say it to my face. First thing that happens is a bunch of cunts doing the opposite.

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-2 # Guest 2012-08-23 01:17

Fuck all of these idiots Ronda..I can't believe how ignorant people are..Get a fucking life you dum ass dick bumps..Love YOU Ronda!!!

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-1 # Guest 2012-08-23 01:22

She can fight and she looks way better than my ugly egg shaped wife. I like a cocky woman. Id even let her arm bar me and give me a spankin

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0 # Guest 2012-08-23 01:45

Make a porno now!

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-4 # Guest 2012-08-23 02:32

your all jealous of ronda u homos, ill bang em out for u ronda

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-2 # Guest 2012-08-23 02:54

wow the ronda haters are deep on here the girls rise to fame has come to fast and for that she's hated on, what a bunch of punks, the girl can kick some ass, she's proved that, yet she don't have to prove anything to anyone just keep winning girl..

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+3 # Guest 2012-08-23 03:16

her armbar isn't that great. if she tried that on me I would simply twirl my other arm around like a helicopter and fly away

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0 # Guest 2012-08-23 05:22

Me and my ol' combatives instructor keep saying "just put her in the guard when she comes in to clinch, and take he down with you...see what you can get from the guard, and bait her in for a submission...ha rder to get an armbar from the guard and you're taking sharp elbows opening up the top of your skull."

Ronda's punches ain't worth a piss, so you know you ain't gettin' KO'ed. Worry about where she's dangerous.

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-1 # Guest 2012-08-23 04:11

i love Ronda

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-1 # Guest 2012-08-23 04:28

All i have to say is ... You are perfect in the ring Ronda, keep it going!! ;)

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-2 # Guest 2012-08-23 04:55

OMFG so many "ladies" talking sh1t about Ronda, REALLY to be a "guy" and talk so much sh1t about a girl you must be a true [censored] in real life. You all are like those old fat ladies that know every gossip in their neighborhood and all that comes out of their mouth is crap! Ronda is the UNDISPUTED MMA CHAMPION OF THE WORLD!!!!!! and you ladies are nobodies.

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-1 # Guest 2012-08-23 05:13

Hey!
You don't think women are worthy of shit-talk from men?
How dare you pigeon-hole women as being below ridicule from men.

You're a lowly sexist fat arm-chair MMA bastard.

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0 # Guest 2012-08-23 05:10

This would be awesome if it were real...
-Ronda Rousey, you suck and I don't like you.
I live at 413 Columbia St, Houston, TX 77007.
-Say bye to your pro-MMA career, 'cause I'll send you to Ben Taub hospital with both eyes plucked out, and flesh missing from your neck.
-Come by after 5pm, you should catch me coming home from work.

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-1 # Guest 2012-08-23 05:17

Anyone else living close by who doesn't like the above comment, come find me. I really do live here at 413 Columbia St, Houston, TX, and I don't really care about the consequences if someone(s) really did come to my house.

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0 # Guest 2012-08-23 05:10

btw i'd love to see Ronda fight a guy(but not a fake fight).
He don't have to be a pro just an average guy ;)

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+1 # Guest 2012-08-23 05:53

The only HATE that i have for this angel is that she's not on the other side of the door when i get home!!!! KEEP TAKING ARMS AND TO HELL WITH WHAT OTHERS THINK!!! love ya always....

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+2 # Guest 2012-08-23 08:10

well i grow my balls to say something.... ronda rousey......... . i love you

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+3 # Guest 2012-08-23 09:00

I had forgotten how brain dead and stupid the average MMA fan is , thank you for reminding me ..haters....the rest of you carry on :)

I hope you people realize that what you are reacting to is ronda helping promote herself and make more money for herself and her opponents. Ronda is very clever in this regard so keep hating pussy boys your just making her money......

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+2 # Guest 2012-08-23 10:57

KEEP IT UP RONDA! You are my favorite! :)

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+1 # abm 2012-10-29 02:32

I met her and told her she is afraid of cyborg. she pretended to not hear me.

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