I haven't taken a shower in three days because all of my bath towels are dirty and I'm too lazy to get coins to do my laundry. Beat that. See, I knew you couldn't. I'm the undisputed king of not taking showers this week and in a few hours I will relinquish my crown with Irish Spring and a sponge. My bed sheets smell like Frito Lays and navel. In my kitchen lives a family of gnats that love to buzz around my eyes when I'm playing Diablo 3. I'm basically the most attractive person in the universe, and all I have to show for it are a few nunchuck moves I learned on YouTube that I practice with my white dish towel.

Despite how cool all of that sounds, this 3-second KO from Poland is infinitely better. My god this Poland. The country that never sleeps, but produces an influx of bizarre videos on YouTube. Check out this 3-second knockout from last weekend at an event called PLMMA 3. Props to Ben Cartlidge for the find.

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+43 # Guest 2012-08-21 14:50

Tough to masturbate to, but not impossible.

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-2 # Guest 2012-08-21 14:54

Hear the echo... That place is packed (sarcasm)

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+3 # Fatty_Sam86 2012-08-21 15:17

Yeah... coin laundry sucks.

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+4 # Guest 2012-08-21 15:57

He threw an H bomb. Inside left leg kick into an Overhand right.

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+36 # Guest 2012-08-21 16:23

I have it on good authority that there will be a ME end of year award for most downvoted comment. Please downvote the fucking shit out of me. Thank you in advance for obliging.

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0 # CanadianHour4 2012-08-21 17:59

I have it on good authority that there will be a ME end of year award for turd sandwich of the year award. Suggestions?

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+4 # CanadianHour4 2012-08-21 18:00

Redundancy ruined it..

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+10 # Guest 2012-08-21 16:44

NO! I will not put down my delicious steak burger to view this video! Rather I will eat and watch this video at the same time, your move MiddleEasy.

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+9 # Guest 2012-08-21 17:18

Around 2:11 the winner's cornerman chases him around the prone body of the loser trying to give him a hug, looked really funny to me for some reason

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+2 # Guest 2012-08-21 18:58

that was faster than tommytoehold

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0 # Guest 2012-08-22 03:19

i haven't showered in over ten days, beat that.

you wish you were me.

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+1 # Guest 2012-08-22 04:02

Sounds like you're living the dream.

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0 # Guest 2012-08-22 06:05

the dude with rolled up jean shorts and the other corner guy wearing capri's forfeited all credibility to Poland in this vid.

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-1 # Guest 2012-08-22 19:11

that was a new record for fastest ko in mma history for sure right?

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