I haven't taken a shower in three days because all of my bath towels are dirty and I'm too lazy to get coins to do my laundry. Beat that. See, I knew you couldn't. I'm the undisputed king of not taking showers this week and in a few hours I will relinquish my crown with Irish Spring and a sponge. My bed sheets smell like Frito Lays and navel. In my kitchen lives a family of gnats that love to buzz around my eyes when I'm playing Diablo 3. I'm basically the most attractive person in the universe, and all I have to show for it are a few nunchuck moves I learned on YouTube that I practice with my white dish towel.
Despite how cool all of that sounds, this 3-second KO from Poland is infinitely better. My god this Poland. The country that never sleeps, but produces an influx of bizarre videos on YouTube. Check out this 3-second knockout from last weekend at an event called PLMMA 3. Props to Ben Cartlidge for the find.