Stop trying to explain to your co-worker who steals everyone's lunch from the company refrigerator how Ronda Rousey sinked that nasty armbar in at last weekend's Strikeforce: Rousey vs. Kaufman. You'll only look like a dufus when you invent words like 'elbowfication' and 'knee-in-neck bar.' The days of you fronting as if you know the inner-mechanics of Brazilian jiu-jitsu are now over, at least for today. The Gracies have created yet another hyper-enthusiastic video which breaks down Ronda Rousey's domination over Sarah Kaufman. Be sure to watch this video a few times, write down jiu-jitsu terms, and then regurgitate them back to all of your friends in an attempt to establish your role of 'Alpha Male' amongst your MMA friends.

Rener and Ryron Gracie also unanimously agree that Ronda Rousey is astronomically above anyone else's game and in order to make Strikeforce's 135 lb division more interesting, the brothers disclose ways in which Kaufman could have possibly escaped Rousey's 'Armbar of No Return (AONR).' I made that term up, but it's pretty factual so be sure to use it in your daily life.

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+19 # Guest 2012-08-20 10:51

The only thing that could make gracie breakdowns better would be if they used brazilian accents when referring to Howdy Honda Housey.

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+14 # Guest 2012-08-20 11:02

RR is to armbars as Roger Gracie is to x-choke from the mount...

You know its coming. You train for 12 weks not to get caught in it. And you tap no matter what.

Very impressive.

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+1 # Tom Hanks 2012-08-20 17:14

Pretty damn amazing how quick she got to mount, I'm betting she has very good top control if she wants it too..would be cool to see her go for a GnP stoppage next time,just to spice it up.

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+3 # Guest 2012-08-20 18:07

Yah she's an elite Judo master. She's been doing it her whole life, she's a monster in that area. Which is takedowns armbars and other subs.
Also very naturally strong from doing Judo so long. But she lacks the striking. But that'll be okay cause who besides Cyborg, and even her, really is going to KO her in 1 punch? Maybe a kick but most likely, no. So she'll be champ for a while, unless she comes in fat or something and out of shape

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+1 # Guest 2012-08-20 22:29

does she really lack striking? or has she not had the opportunity to truly use it. im hazy on her first few fights, but we see her training the striking for the past few....and just never needed to use it. i thought for sure she'd need it for this fight somewhat..clear ly not.

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0 # Guest 2012-09-09 15:13

to answer your question, ronda will win, probably in round 1, and, she'll probably break one or both of "cyroid's" arms in the process...

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