Ronda Rousey only needed fifty seconds to take Sarah Kaufman's arm. Holy ****!

Ronda Rousey only needed fifty seconds to take Sarah Kaufman's arm. Holy ****!

Ronda Rousey only needed fifty seconds to take Sarah Kaufman's arm. Holy ****!

Jason Nawara

Aug 18 |19:59

Last Updated on Sat, 18 Aug 2012 21:08

Another fight, another arm collected by the Rowdy one, and once again she needs less than a minute to take her trophy. What the hell is this woman made of? I'll tell you: she's 135 pounds of gluten-free ass kicking 209-fueled Manny Gamburyan-coached championship gold. And she has a Cyborg's appendage in her sights.

The only way to give anyone a chance against Ronda is by outlawing the armbar; six fights, less than seven minutes total cage time, seven arms taken to her personal trophy room (that will need an expansion soon) and her own dangerous limb raised six times.

Now she just needs one more.

This is like a friggin' movie. When an immovable object meets an unstoppable force...

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+17 # Guest 2012-08-18 20:16

Who is going to win the 2012 Presidential race? Rousey by Armbar!

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-34 # Guest 2012-08-18 21:24

The only person to beat Chuck Norris? Rousey by Armbar!

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+27 # Guest 2012-08-19 01:10

Got a little carried away now didn't we!

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-10 # Guest 2012-08-19 01:25

Those were kinda fun.

You should try it.

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+10 # StGutFree 2012-08-19 04:25

Next opponent a malignant neoplasm, Rousey by Armbar!

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+3 # Sambro 2012-08-20 11:41

This is how you defeat a one trick pony:

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+7 # Guest 2012-08-19 01:20

Ronda wouldn't compete with Chuck Norris in real life, but she COULD be in the next Expendables movie.

Or maybe a Scorpion King-esque type of movie where she plays an arm-snatching villain. In order to cement her rule, she goes around and takes an arm from every first-born child so that no one can challenge her throne. NICK NEWELL is out for revenge!

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+10 # StGutFree 2012-08-19 04:55

She could be a wandering mixed martial artist that is running from a violent past.
Ronda moves to a small town and starts cleaning up the local bar and subsequently gets in hot water with the towns gangsters ( a group of evil women that believe town belongs to them.) The gangsters try to recruit Ronda but she resists the easy money and free street legal monster truck.
The gangsters try to intimidate Ronda by harassing her new found friends and threatening the life of a handsome doctor teaching her to love again.
Arm by Arm Ronda defeats the gangsters and teaches the towns people how to stand up for themselves with a little help from her friends at the Double Deuce.

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+4 # Tom Hanks 2012-08-19 05:13

Sure, get Tarantino to direct it,smash hit=)

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-1 # Tom Hanks 2012-08-19 06:20

Dana is picking Miesha to star as the main antagonist of the movie, btw what are we gonna call the movie?

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+5 # Guest 2012-08-19 09:47

The movie should be called "WTF happened to your nose?"

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+3 # jawesome 2012-08-19 07:37

There's actually a female Expendables in the works.
http://collider.com/expendables-female-cast/189838/

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0 # MMAsRonJeremy 2012-08-20 21:54

Fuckin' Hollywood.

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+5 # Sambro 2012-08-19 11:27

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+16 # Guest 2012-08-18 20:19

A few months ago I caught myself thinking that I won't buy into Sarah Kaufman's hype closer to the fight date.

Ronda is a phenom, it's time we give her the respect as a fighter regardless of what she says to sell her fights, it's a business end of it all folks.

To the all-of-sudden Ronda haters, you just shat your pants.

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0 # Guest 2012-08-18 23:15

[youtube]http:/ /youtu.be/-i32e PtdIxQ[/youtube ]

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+11 # Guest 2012-08-18 23:30

[youtube]http:/ /www.youtube.co m/watch?v=-i32e PtdIxQ[/youtube ]

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+1 # Sidecheckkick 2012-08-19 13:22

Calling out a Cyborg(at least officially a female) like that smth i wouldnt have the balls to do done by another girl that looks hotter then SF ringgirls (not UFC ones but still) makes me feel like i need some wicked kung fu medicine made from don frye mustache (super TRT) to regain some of my manliness

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+12 # Tom Hanks 2012-08-19 00:57

Anti-ronda bandwagon derailed..Let's see how long it takes for the homos to crawl back out of their hater holes though.

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0 # Guest 2012-08-19 09:06

I think the hate is more to do with her being a desperate attention seeking whore rather than anything related to her fight performances.

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-4 # Guest 2012-08-19 15:08

100%

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-6 # Guest 2012-08-19 06:00

not really. pretending that she would beat Cyborg is laughable

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+1 # Guest 2012-08-19 10:26

so people think Rousey beats Cyborg?

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+16 # juice lee 2012-08-18 20:19

she's like imanari except with arms...

but on another note I think it safe to call out cris because cris probably wont make weight and if she does make weight she'll be severely drained making the fight a whole lot easier....

now in an alternate timeline where weighclasses didn't matter I'd love to see ronda fight megumi fujii at the end of the day SOMEONE is winning via armbar

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-6 # Guest 2012-08-18 22:50

Quoting juice lee:

she's like imanari except with arms...

but on another note I think it safe to call out cris because cris probably wont make weight and if she does make weight she'll be severely drained making the fight a whole lot easier....

now in an alternate timeline where weighclasses didn't matter I'd love to see ronda fight megumi fujii at the end of the day SOMEONE is winning via armbar

That someone is Ronda. Mystery solved.

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+17 # juice lee 2012-08-18 23:27

don't be too sure, megumi has 18 wins via submission and went 22-0 before a suspect decision loss in bellator. also 13 of those subs came by way of armbar

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-6 # Guest 2012-08-19 00:24

Quoting juice lee:

don't be too sure, megumi has 18 wins via submission and went 22-0 before a suspect decision loss in bellator. also 13 of those subs came by way of armbar

I'll take olympic bronze medal and first round undefeated armbar victories over megumi fujii any day. That's exactly like saying Barnett would out wrestle Cormier.

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+5 # Sambro 2012-08-19 11:40

Megumi is too small for 135 and her last 2 fights she hasn't used any of her grappling.

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+4 # juice lee 2012-08-19 12:15

Quoting Cats Panties:

Megumi is too small for 135 and her last 2 fights she hasn't used any of her grappling.

"now in an alternate timeline where weightclasses didn't matter"
implies that people are the same size and it's a skill vs skill fight

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+30 # Guest 2012-08-18 20:19

This seemed like too predictable of an outcome to actually happen. . . Fucking crazy.

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+12 # Guest 2012-08-18 20:24

I'd rather have that million dollars from that bet right now, but damn Ronda is fucking unstoppable with that armbar.

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-8 # Sambro 2012-08-18 20:24

She's still ducking Cyborg! She has no excuse to not fight Cyborg at 145. There's no one else left to fight at 135.

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+13 # wyldeman99 2012-08-18 20:31

whatever like the 45's are stacked with chicks

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+25 # Guest 2012-08-18 20:36

Cyborg has zero leverage.

Ronda is the Queen right now. She dictates the terms. The money and the attention is all with her right now. Fight business, son.

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-1 # Sambro 2012-08-19 12:18

That's nonsense bro. Cyborg is the best female MMA fighter. Until they fight, Cyborg is still the Queen.

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+9 # Patrick 2012-08-19 12:25

I think you misspelled 'King'.

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+7 # Guest 2012-08-18 22:21

Isn't cyborg still suspended? She also said she'd drop to 135 when she came back.

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-7 # Guest 2012-08-18 23:22

not possible...she' s too big. she has asked for 145 of sumtin inbetween. she can't make 135.

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+20 # Tom Hanks 2012-08-19 00:55

Not looking like He-man..But she could shed some of that zanatrololol muscle and drop down.

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+40 # Dr. Frasier Crane-kick 2012-08-18 20:30

Ronda Arousey

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+16 # Guest 2012-08-18 20:37

ronda arouse me ^

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-11 # Guest 2012-08-18 21:49

I think a lotta mma fans have some memory problems...mayb e theres a link between watchin brain damage and subconsciously receiving it...bc Cyborg is STILL the one to beat...enough of this beauty pagent nonsense...she beat Carano at her best and with ease...until ronda fights cyborg its all for naught...

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+30 # Atomic Bologna 2012-08-18 22:10

Carano had Cyborg mounted twice, if I remember correctly. If Ronda gets in that position, it's over.

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+1 # Guest 2012-08-19 15:10

Tate had Rousey's back. If Cyborg gets this position it's over.

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-23 # Guest 2012-08-18 22:49

Quoting juice lee:

she's like imanari except with arms...

but on another note I think it safe to call out cris because cris probably wont make weight and if she does make weight she'll be severely drained making the fight a whole lot easier....

now in an alternate timeline where weighclasses didn't matter I'd love to see ronda fight megumi fujii at the end of the day SOMEONE is winning via armbar

Quoting dafuq:

I think a lotta mma fans have some memory problems...maybe theres a link between watchin brain damage and subconsciously receiving it...bc Cyborg is STILL the one to beat...enough of this beauty pagent nonsense...she beat Carano at her best and with ease...until ronda fights cyborg its all for naught...

You make it seem like Carano was ever a threat. Prime Carano does not exist.

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+19 # Guest 2012-08-19 00:02

Carano turned Cyborg's head to the side with a mounted punch. I highly doubt that the ill-effect it had on the roid-head allows one to dismiss her.

common opponents:
Carano dominated Kaitlin Young - the only one to KO Tate and the same to Julie Kedzie, who just gave her a run!

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+1 # Tom Hanks 2012-08-19 00:52

Bitch please.

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+8 # Guest 2012-08-19 02:14

A fighters record is somewhat suspect once they have been caught doping. Cyborg needs to prove that she is legit.

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+19 # Guest 2012-08-18 22:14

Ronda Rousey vs Gianna Michaels
dana white make it happen!

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+19 # BigEyeGuy 2012-08-18 23:26

Winner wears the Strap-On! Reality Kings make it happen!

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+11 # Guest 2012-08-18 22:37

i want to see her fight marloes coennen...cybor g wont come down to 135 and i doubt rhonda wants to go up to 145.

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+4 # Guest 2012-08-18 23:56

she started at 145 and had a chance at Cyborg and dropped down and leapfrogged Kaufman's shot at Tate.

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-6 # KevZeeBest 2012-08-19 00:48

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mt1tPFjdRE[/youtube]

Julie kedzie is so awesome

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-7 # Tom Hanks 2012-08-19 00:49

YUP.

NUFF SAID!!

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+1 # Fatty_Sam86 2012-08-19 11:16

Why does this picture keep appearing on here? Did you draw it or something?

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+1 # Sambro 2012-08-19 17:52

Yeah. No shit. Freakin' retard keeps posting that pic, but no one gets why.

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+10 # Patrick 2012-08-19 02:02

I loved that hip-toss-into-a -sweep-in-the-o ther-direction- takedown-thing she did. Right into mount too. As soon as my daughter is able to walk I'm taking her to judo classes!

And waking her up in the middle of the night for impromptu armbars.

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+11 # Tom Hanks 2012-08-19 05:16

Let the wife do the midnight armbars though, people might get the wrong impression...

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+5 # StGutFree 2012-08-19 04:19

Seven elbows that smell like vagina.

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+3 # Guest 2012-08-19 04:48

Give her Marloes or a fat Megumi Fujii!

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+5 # Tom Hanks 2012-08-19 05:18

Wonder how soon we will see her armbar Conan O'B, he seemed to want her to come back..dirty irish jackal..

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-11 # Guest 2012-08-19 05:46

6 lucky armbars. overrated IMO

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+1 # juice lee 2012-08-19 09:57

Quoting MEOW:

6 lucky armbars. overrated IMO

someone has never grappled before...

every now and again you get a grappler who excels at one particular sub. they know this and they train their asses off for years getting that sub off in every possible scenario. it doesn't make them overrated it makes them a specialist with that sub

see
masakazu imanari = leglocks
megumi fujii = armbars
cody mckenzie = guillotine choke
ronda rousey = armbars
rousimar palhares = leglocks

just to name a few

my old grappling coach was did some bjj but had a base in judo everytime we'd roll he'd say "it's coming... it's coming" and every time he'd catch me in an armbar no matter what I did. after a while I realized he was teaching me armbar defense and escapes on the fly since that was one of his go to moves. I never stopped his armbar but dammit I promise you nobody else ever got me in one.

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-10 # Guest 2012-08-19 06:19

Well, now at least we know her weapon of choice is the armbar, now people will start training for that.

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+2 # Guest 2012-08-19 09:10

hopefully with better defense. man last night should have been called How to get the armbar 101, like is some secret weapon. This shows women lack strength training to compete with Honda.

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0 # Guest 2012-08-19 07:05

now honeys play me close like butter play toast.

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+7 # Sidecheckkick 2012-08-19 13:06

this is sad for sarah kaufman, i mean most of her camp was prob armbar defense.

as for rousey apart from her being hot, and everything everyone said on this site and me wishing id be cool enuff to fuck ronda...

I really dont know if i like or dislike the fact she always wins 1 rd armbar... in a way shes bigger then jon jones now.

i get it great judo, and everything, but its almost like when royce gracie won the 1 ufc, only few ppl knew somewhat how to fight him. its worse.
Ronda makes it look like her opponents never seen an armbar before.

im not hyping- cocaine is just a hell of a drug.
all im saying ronda may end up a derailed frate trane-one trick pony.
or she might become the fighter of the century, she just started when she ends her career she might be bigger then all those guys we refer as goats.

ok i know i wrote to much and none of you cares, then why read, anyway hate on.

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+2 # Irony 2012-08-20 01:58

Cyborg is only the "woman to beat" in a hypothetical division where people can inject as much monkey semen into their spine as they like. As of right now Cyborg is a new fighter and an unknown quantity. Ronda is a proven badass, Cyborg is jacked-up shebeast who technically, hasn't won a fair fight. TL:DR Ronda wins by 30 second armbar. Fuck Cyborg.

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+1 # TIMinBALTIMORE 2012-08-20 08:51

Mauro Ranallo: So you want to fight Cyborg?
Ronda Rousey: Dude I just yelled it, was I not clear?

lolololol

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