How is it that the confident man (said in a Wallid Ismail accent) in Street MMA bouts is almost always the one to get blasted upside the skull and KTFO? Confidence is important in a fight, but if Street MMA has taught us any lesson, it's that sticking out your chest and chin and keeping your hands to the side while talking loads of crap is not a proper stance for fighting - ever. Especially when you look at least 30 pounds overweight and you are walking up hill. That's a lesson in Street MMA and gravity waiting to happen.

Today's Lesson in Street MMA has all the cliches: shirts off, on cement, alcohol, dudes wanting to fight for no reason and with the added wrinkle of it taking place on the mean streets of Oregon. Be sure to check out the state for Oregon alcohol and drug clinics.

Notice how the dude never even has to drop his shirt.

Thanks to Steve McAwesome (his real name?) for the find.

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+27 # Guest 2012-08-18 14:31

I approve of this scissor-flip kick.

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+59 # Guest 2012-08-18 21:03

I approve of this dude being a straight boss.

1- KOs a dude while holding his shirt
2- Tried to be rational about it, when shit went don't he ended it
3- Took that bitchass suckerpunch like nothing
4- Called out some random area code for entertainment

also love the narrative.
good street mma.

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0 # Lefthea D. Kick 2012-08-19 15:00

Either an area code or he just really likes hip hop kicks.

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+13 # ispitzhotfire 2012-08-19 20:21

How big of a pussy does the guy feel like after taking a running sucker punch and the guy isn't even fazed??

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+67 # killakev 2012-08-18 14:31

Can't stop laughing after the shit talker got nailed then did a forward roll to cap things off. Hilarious.

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+34 # Guest 2012-08-18 15:44

at 2:23 he falls down again. hahaha

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+4 # Fatty_Sam86 2012-08-19 11:21

And after he becomes semi-conscious, he buddy is holding him back with a full-nelson. Lawl.

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+2 # Guest 2012-08-20 06:49

Haha same! The perfect forward roll ko! ROFL!

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+11 # Guest 2012-08-18 14:32

Looks like we've got a natural Goldberg in there.

"It's ALL OVER!!"

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+8 # Guest 2012-08-18 14:32

and boom goes the dynamite....hea d first.

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+13 # Guest 2012-08-18 14:33

Screw Gabby Douglas, this guys 'Aerial Cartwheel' at the 2:01 mark is the kitties titties.

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+18 # TDM 2012-08-18 14:37

Human beings are silly animals.

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+25 # Guest 2012-08-18 14:46

Everyone's a tough guy when backed by friends.... That just until they're kissing the floor.

Not sure about what happened but looked like the guy deserved it.

BTW lol at the bitch sucker punching the guy. It didn't even hurt him.

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+2 # Guest 2012-08-18 14:47

Go to 1:00 for the barrel roll.

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+13 # connertreffry 2012-08-18 15:12

DO A BARREL ROLL!

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+56 # TIMinBALTIMORE 2012-08-18 14:48

The guy who was retreating at first was a genius for walking the fat dude uphill then swinging. Great game planning.

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+3 # Guest 2012-08-19 08:39

Coached by Greg Jackson, no doubt.

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+21 # Guest 2012-08-19 09:37

Quoting Kent Carter:

Coached by Greg Jackson, no doubt.

No, then the fight would not have been at all entertaining...

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-10 # Guest 2012-08-18 14:52

808!!!!

honestly i was all good with him knocking that punk out until he started yelling 808... your not all of a sudden had b/c you knock someone out

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+18 # Guest 2012-08-18 15:03

Ahh justice is sweet. lol @ the guy who comes in with a sucker overhand right at the end which has absolutely zero effect.

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+18 # Guest 2012-08-18 15:08

2:06 ... what a loser

He hit him from the side with everything he got and didn't even really moved the other guy.

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+1 # Sambro 2012-08-18 15:14

That fat tub of lard gassed faster than Shogun is his last fight.

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+4 # Guest 2012-08-18 15:16

after i knocked fatboy out camera boy would b next

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+35 # Guest 2012-08-18 15:20

"I'm not from this [censored] state anyway!" Hahaha!

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+5 # freakintony 2012-08-18 16:00

guy kept rolling like a min later haha

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+15 # Guest 2012-08-18 16:00

this shit is crazy! The dude is moving backwards, the strange skipping the dude in black keeps doing! The Vietnamese refugee walking past! Reversing Cars! Fighting down hill Medieval style! Rolling front flip knock outs! Nate Diaz jumping in, even tho he said it was 1 on 1! Weakest sucker punch ever! But the funniest moment was the dude who falls over for no apparent reason... Other then being on a hill? 2:24 right at the back

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+2 # Guest 2012-08-19 20:09

The guy who falls over in the background was the guy who got KOed. The one being held in the full nelson is Nate Diaz looking guy.

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+8 # BigEyeGuy 2012-08-18 16:29

There's a couple of nice slogans that could be used for the Jon Jones Nike campaign there:

"Just Swing"

"It's Done!"

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+14 # Guest 2012-08-18 16:36

Man fighting on concrete or ass-fault is dangerous. These morons don't know they can kill someone from a knock out blow if they hit the concrete hard,at least do it in grass. Stay safe!

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-2 # Yoshinegro_Blackiyama 2012-08-18 17:39

forrest really let himself go since the tito fight

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+8 # bayzel22 2012-08-18 18:19

Hahahahaha i wish i would have been there just to call thwm all pussies. What are these guys a bunch of track team members? Why are they all walking down the highway with no shirts?

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0 # bayzel22 2012-08-18 18:19

Hahahahaha i wish i would have been there just to call thwm all pussies. What are these guys a bunch of track team members? Why are they all walking down the highway with no shirts?

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+14 # Guest 2012-08-18 18:25

Watched it with the audio off. Thought it was a documentary about a shirtless walking club for the uppity.

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+6 # bayzel22 2012-08-18 18:29

That fat fuck goes all skipping up to him like he's a bad, bad man. Hopefully he realized fighting is not for him

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+3 # Guest 2012-08-18 20:28

I'm in the 808 right now! Why would that guy leave Hawaii to go to Oregon? And that's why he hates that state, everywhere is shit to someone from here.

Also, I don't think the sucker punch was weak, I just think this guy's got a good chin. It landed pretty solid and sounded really loud.

808!!! (for 28 more hours)

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+6 # Guest 2012-08-18 20:45

Damn, he walked that cheap shot off like nothing, karma will get that dude though, he'll get herpies, then get bit by a tick that was on the mans body that he got herpies from, and die of lyme disease. Thats the evil karma train.

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+7 # aint.that.a.kick.in.the.head 2012-08-18 21:06

"Like Jack did Jill I rolled his ass down the hill" -Cypress Hill

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+3 # GrimsGrind 2012-08-19 04:19

The dude who did the fairy roll to unconscious move was the guy I wanted to lose, so this video I approve of. Grinded.

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+7 # Guest 2012-08-19 05:49

why are they all shirtless wearing board shorts lol

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+10 # Guest 2012-08-19 10:09

cuz... they "trane"?

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+7 # Guest 2012-08-19 09:58

Legendary Front Flip Punch....never in my life...

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+5 # TONYTALIBAN 2012-08-19 12:55

That was basically Anderson Silva vs Forrest Griffin.

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+2 # Guest 2012-08-19 13:27

:)

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+1 # Lefthea D. Kick 2012-08-19 14:56

Did a guy yell "Paul Wall!" at :03?

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+1 # Guest 2012-08-20 06:04

2:06 get a FREE shot & his punches have no effect. LOL

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+1 # Guest 2012-08-20 06:10

OMG.... @ 2:24 did anyone notice that the original guy who got TKO'd & did that cart wheel, is shown in the background trying to get up & once he gets to his feel he goes rolling down the hill this time backwards... BUHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHA

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+1 # Guest 2012-08-21 08:57

I think this is my all time favourite Street MMA

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0 # Guest 2012-08-21 11:27

808 = Hawaii represent!!!

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0 # Dildamer Jenkins 2012-11-16 07:19

Guy starting the fight is coming at him like a moron. Puffing his shoulders and flexing his chest. This ain't the bench press competition, dork, put your hands in front of your face.

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