Dammit. I'm going through one of my phases in which the only thing I can listen to is the lyrical styling of Riff Raff. It's not necessarily an acoustic thing, the visual definitely needs to be there to get the full experience. The guy convinced a jeweler to create a diamond encrusted ICEE cup with his name engraved on the back in white gold. Folks, that's just on another level -- a level that you will never obtain if you don't drop $7.18 on this ridiculous Strikeforce: Rousey vs. Kaufman bet. Besides, how else are you going to afford a diamond encrusted Jack-O-Lateran to wear around your neck or 'Piggly Wiggly' shoes imported from Brazil?

If you're inclined to be a millionaire over night, my suggest would be to stop taking notes while watching Blow and spare some lunch money in one of the most ridiculous bets we've ever seen offered in MiddleEasy history. If you go to Bovada.lv (formerly Bodog) and drop $7.18 on a parlay and select all the underdogs on tomorrow's Strikeforce: Rousey vs. Kaufman, you will place a cool $1,000,656.34 directly in your pocket. Keep in mind that every underdog on the card has to win in order to collect your loot. There you have it. Ignore these words and be the only schmuck on Saturday night that's not a millionaire by Sunday morning.

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+33 # Bauzen 2012-08-17 14:18

$7.18 is enough for a chicken burrito at Chipotle, and you're more likely to get what you're looking for.

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+2 # king steve 2012-08-18 06:09

a party in my mouth?

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+11 # CanadianHour4 2012-08-18 07:44

Blood in your shit

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+20 # SkeetEmUp 2012-08-17 14:23

i only have $3.59. anyone wanna go halfsies?

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+1 # LazyTheTwattSavage 2012-08-17 14:49

i have the rest bro

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+6 # WastedTalent 2012-08-17 15:49

They have a promotion right now: Welcome bonus 50% free bet on sports. I'm assuming that means you would have enough but I have no idea. I stink at any kind of betting. Last bet I made I lost my bbq chips and my pudding cup...my second grade teacher was mean.

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+7 # Guest 2012-08-17 14:29

Hey MiddleEasy...

here is some street MMA... does this girl pull guard at 3:28?

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh6c1sk7f3RRg4xhbf

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+2 # LazyTheTwattSavage 2012-08-17 14:55

yep she did, but got mounted.

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-3 # LayzieTheCabbage 2012-08-18 02:16

Quoting LazyTheTwattSavage:

yep she did, but got mounted.

fucking imitator.

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-1 # LazyTheTwattSavage 2012-08-18 06:37

oh please tell me how you are original

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+2 # Lefthea D. Kick 2012-08-17 17:48

Blue sat on her strikes pretty well, also had solid weave control from mount.

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+2 # Guest 2012-08-17 20:55

black shorts needs to work on her hip escapes

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0 # kaienshiba 2012-08-17 15:31

my balls aren't made of adamantium so this was too scary for me, but i put $5 on a slightly more realistic parley that will net $2,600. still not bad

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+1 # Badapple11 2012-08-17 15:33

Honda looked FIT at the weigh-ins. The girl is dialed in. Wish she would fight in those briefs she wore.

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-2 # Guest 2012-08-18 00:38

Quoting SkeetEmUp:

i only have $3.59. anyone wanna go halfsies?

be honest, how long did it take you to half $3.59 and did you check on a calculator before posting lol

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0 # Guest 2012-08-18 05:25

Bet on me to be next VP and get a free p90x workout program and chick-fil-a vouchers.

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+1 # Guest 2012-08-18 05:38

The problem is that Bovada has a 10,000 winning limit for each event so if you were to click place bet on that it wouldn't go through. I am always putting down unlikely parleys just for the hell of it, the best I ever did was winning 256 on 3 dollars. Not bad

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-2 # Sambro 2012-08-18 07:32

I just placed my bet. If I win everyone gets new panties.

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+1 # Chri534 2012-08-18 20:10

SHIT. You meant that was a list of people who were going to lose?

...Goddammit.

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+2 # Guest 2012-08-18 23:46

Well u lost ur $7.18

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