You guys are slipping. Every Bisping article has to have this gif:

Quoting HeadKckGdnght:

Who's the brave soul that's about to watch and summarize for us lacking the attention span....

Cobb's here for that knob!

- Might leave the UK for California permanently.
- Mauro agrees Bisping beat Chael.
- 33 yrs old and this is his 1st surgery & time he had to back out of a fight.
- Fighters may be over-training, hence the plague of injuries. Wrestling seems to be the worst offender.
- Wasn't surprised by Lombard's poor debut. Thought Boetsch looked sloppy but deserved win.
- Doesn't buy "Octagon Jitters".
- Threw a light-hearted steroid accusation at Lombard.
- TRT: We all inevitably get old and your body stops processing testosterone due to mother nature; you aren't supposed to be on the same physical level as a 22 yr old when you're 33 and you need to deal with it. It's dressed-up cheating.
- For random drug testing. Volunteers to be tested every week, but wouldn't necessarily pay for it.
- Has nothing against Stann, to his dissatisfaction - works better off emotion.
- Wants his shot at Silva, doesn't know he can beat him but feels he can offer him something different than past opponents.
- Needs to simply avoid power shots to defeat Stann in the 2nd round.
- Ground game has gone through the roof since moving stateside and getting lots more subs after focusing less on simple GNP positioning.
- Doesn't wear a head-guard when sparring because he doesn't get hit.
- Genuinely disliked Mayhem and Jorge Rivera.
- Thinks Chael is great. Wasn't annoyed going into their fight with all the trash talk.
- Said Stann had to go train with Chael because he looked so poor when fighting Chael. Had to convince himself that he didn't suck because he got "tapped out by a white belt."
- Munoz not that impressive, who came in "overweight" like "Alan Belcher's tattoo artist had been doing his hair" and could've been KO'd by his kid.
- Weidman a good fighter but not marketable.
- Everyone wants to see someone go toe-to-toe with Anderson rather than just keep attempting to beat him on the ground, which he wants to do.
- Gonna "knock the fucker out" in regards to Stann.

This was strangely tolerable.

Quoting AlgerianGrizzly:

Ask and you shall receive 7:50

Great summary.